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what model can seat still for hours and ever without moving when taking pictures?

a model car.

2007-10-30 09:40:06 · 47 answers · asked by the survivor 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

47 answers

lol not bad

2007-10-30 09:41:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

It's "sit", not "seat",
and the phrase "and ever" is superfluous,
and "when taking pictures" should have been changed to
"when being photographed".

It's a harmless joke, but not funny.

You could have just as easily said, "Model Airplane"
(still not funny, though).

Sorry, dude.

If I were you, I'd stop "asking" inane questions
and telling so-bad-they're-not-even-bad jokes,
or you'll wind-up with the lowest score on the site!
Now, THAT would be funny!

2007-10-30 09:45:57 · answer #2 · answered by skaizun 6 · 0 0

What about a model apple?

















Not the best. This boy I sit next to in maths asked: If I have 15 apples in one hans and 15 apples in the other how many do I have? I said 31 as a joke coz I hate him and he said, No, I have very big hands! It make no sence coz 'how many do I have? Very big hands!'

2007-10-30 09:55:48 · answer #3 · answered by sean_turner_uk 2 · 0 0

Not a good joke. Every type of model sits still for hours.

2007-10-30 09:42:14 · answer #4 · answered by monicanena 5 · 2 2

Here is one for you.

Why did the chicken did not make it across the road?




Cause I ran it over with my Mac Truck!

(True Story.)

2007-10-30 09:43:42 · answer #5 · answered by PeguinBackPacker 5 · 0 1

on a scale of 1-10 i give it a 6...my friend made up a joke today too. if quizzes are quizzicle what are tests? disgusting joke huh?

2007-10-30 09:43:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Don't give up your day job!
I used to be a comedian, but people were always laughing at me so I gave it up.

2007-10-30 09:43:43 · answer #7 · answered by thom t 6 · 1 0

a lot of models(human ones) can sit still for hours...
Happy halloween!

2007-10-30 09:42:56 · answer #8 · answered by Lilgrnbubl m 2 · 1 1

okay dude..here is a better joke..what do you call an old woman being sodomized by a street gang....old yeller...

2007-10-30 09:44:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It's clever but not really very funny. Say it's a riddle instead.

2007-10-30 09:43:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Good joke for a kid.

2007-10-30 09:43:12 · answer #11 · answered by OceanBlue0910 2 · 2 0

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