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Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine to school.
1956 - Mark shares headache medicine with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2006 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.
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Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
1956 : Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2006 : Pedro's cause is taken up by state democratic party. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he can't speak English.
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Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed
1956 - Ants die.
2006 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
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Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him to comfort him.
1956 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2006 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison.
2007-10-30 09:37:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
marvellously funny.
and the sad thing is its quite true!
2007-10-30 09:43:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sign of the times, very clever.
2007-10-30 19:13:34 · answer #2 · answered by angiebaby 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As good as the 1st one
2007-10-30 18:45:13 · answer #3 · answered by Sheldon 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loosk like its time to hop over to another country =\
2007-10-30 16:46:18 · answer #4 · answered by The Seal 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
haha h0w much simpler life was 50 years ago
2007-10-30 16:47:16 · answer #5 · answered by (; 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-30 16:47:30 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very funny but unfortunately very true!!
2007-10-30 16:51:02 · answer #7 · answered by fdk30 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
sad but true
2007-10-31 01:57:00 · answer #8 · answered by mad ned 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good jokes!
2007-10-30 21:56:50 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
as clever as part one,another BIG star!!
2007-10-30 16:46:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋