Teacher: Your new here aren't you, what's your name?
Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith
Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then.
Pupil: My dad won't like that.
Teacher: Why is that?
Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name!
Student: The brain is a wonder full thing
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Student: Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class!
TEACHER : What is an island ?
Pupil : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
TEACHER :On one side ?
Pupil : Yes, on top !
Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home
Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!
TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round
Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !
TEACHER : What shape is the world in?
Pupil : Rotten !
TEACHER :What's you name ?
Class : Ravi
TEACHER : You should say "Sir"
Pupil : OK, Sir Ravi !
2007-10-30 09:40:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks very funny lol
2007-10-30 10:48:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good ones! 10!
2007-10-30 16:40:15 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man making the bar scene, was fairly intoxicated when he went into a popular night spot. The bartender refused to serve him and told him he should go home. Man: My wife will kill me. Bartender: Take her some candy. Man: She is on a diet. Bartender: Take her some flowers. Man: She has allergies. Bartender: Tell her a poem. Man: She loves poems... But I don't know any. Bartender: Here is one for you. The Bartender recites: YOU BABYLONIAN WITCH BLUE EYES AND RUBY LIPS BENEATH THINE EYES PASSION LIES AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES MY PASSION RISE -"Shakespeare" Man: I can handle that. So walking home the man was reciting to himself the poem. When he gets home he is unable to find his keys. So he knocks on the door. Wife: You better not have been drinking! Man: Sweetness, I have a poem for you! Wife: It had better be good. The man starts to recite the poem... YOU BABYLONIAN B I T C H BLUE EYES AND PURPLE T I T S. BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS A P U S S Y LIES AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES MY PECKER RISE.
2016-05-26 03:05:12 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones. But the one about island is a brilliant answer!
2007-10-30 19:16:34 · answer #4 · answered by Sharp Shooter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Very Funny.
2007-10-30 10:18:34 · answer #5 · answered by Sparky 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
very good, i like the first one the best! have a star!
2007-10-30 10:33:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
they are all really funny.Something for me to send back to my nurse friend,the one I been sharring her jokes in here.Love the island one.! * 4 U
2007-10-31 01:07:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like them all.
2007-10-30 09:50:34 · answer #8 · answered by focus 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-30 09:45:46 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
are you a teacher by any chance xxx lol xxx
2007-10-30 21:13:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO....star for you
2007-10-30 09:48:35 · answer #11 · answered by Emma 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋