When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat your dinner while it's still warm.
If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!
Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.
Work is good, but it's not that important.
One good turn gets most of the blankets.
Schizophrenia means never having to be alone.
Fart jokes never stop being funny.
Even when you know there is nobody there, dark, long hallways are creepy.
One day a pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600.
The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!."
The plumber quietly answered, "Neither did I when I was a doctor."
2007-10-30 09:44:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks very funny lol
2007-10-30 10:49:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 16:18:13 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very true
2007-10-30 09:47:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great laugh
2007-10-30 09:52:29 · answer #4 · answered by focus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow the plumber one is probably true to....
2007-10-30 09:52:13 · answer #5 · answered by Emma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha true
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-30 09:49:16 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny lol and true
2007-10-30 10:20:10 · answer #7 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hehe funny and true *
2007-10-30 09:52:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is very true
2007-10-30 10:59:08 · answer #9 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i agree
2007-10-30 09:50:12 · answer #10 · answered by David L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all true and funny xxx lol xxx
2007-10-30 21:09:29 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋