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but you were born to rub me first/ What do you say we take this out on the patio?

2007-10-30 09:45:08 · 27 answers · asked by Mr Neutron 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

2007-10-30 10:00:06 · update #1

27 answers

I love Caddy Shack, one of my all time favs!

2007-10-30 09:52:07 · answer #1 · answered by shaman 4 · 2 0

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but you were born to rub me first/ What do you say we take this out on the patio?

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Haha aw the good old days. Maybe she is just hungry you know? Early breakfast. Cats are mischievous and will come to you with hugs and kisses in order to get something out of it - mainly food lol. Just routine your cat to a feeding timetable schedule between you and your fiancee and then hopefully she'll get use to it and wont bother you till then. Try leaving some biscuits in her bowl at night for snacks. Remember cats are nocturnal naturally. My cat use to do this but I manged to make sure his breakfast time was after 8. Good luck love!

2016-04-10 09:11:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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2007-10-30 09:48:36 · answer #4 · answered by mommacat 4 · 1 0

Ok, but I agree with the other girl no face licking. lol

2007-10-30 09:48:15 · answer #5 · answered by Gone 7 · 0 0

i was born to slap a your face

2007-10-30 09:48:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

My man would not like that very much.

2007-10-30 09:48:24 · answer #7 · answered by Jai 7 · 0 0

I think I've just been violated.......and I kind of liked it.

2007-10-30 09:52:44 · answer #8 · answered by But Inside I'm Screaming 7 · 1 0

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2007-10-30 09:47:44 · answer #9 · answered by Johnnyonthespot 3 · 0 0

whats the question, dude? I think I'm missing the point?

2007-10-30 09:47:38 · answer #10 · answered by missliz_1986 3 · 0 0

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