Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?
Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday!
Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you?
Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!
Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?
Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!
Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age?
Pupil: The sausage!
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!
Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A: Because his class was so bright!
Q: Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?
A: He couldn't control his pupils!
Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?
Pupil: Nobody I know!
2007-10-30 09:38:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks very funny lol
2007-10-30 10:47:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Sausage!
2007-10-30 09:44:25 · answer #2 · answered by Nate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The funnier one would have been: Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but this is a blank piece of paper? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass and left!
2016-05-26 03:04:58 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good ones!
2007-10-30 16:41:53 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe * 4 u
2007-10-31 01:04:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-30 09:46:28 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny lol
2007-10-30 10:17:54 · answer #7 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
answer any questions
and
cow eat grass
sausage!!
2007-10-30 09:54:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good, here have a star!
2007-10-30 10:35:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Groaners all.
2007-10-30 09:43:32 · answer #10 · answered by sandwest 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another lesson learnt xxx lol xxx
2007-10-30 21:10:46 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋