Entertainment & Music - 27 October 2007

A skinny little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him.The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down, and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown."The little man faints and falls to the floor.The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big Guy says: "What's wrong with you?"In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"The big dude says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown."The small guy says: "Turner Brown, Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around."

2007-10-27 12:02:30 · 15 answers · asked by Amy J 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-27 12:00:41 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it possible that it could eventually burn the whole country?

2007-10-27 12:00:05 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

do u think that people are taking the show out of proportion? and that it breaks child labor laws? would u let ur kid go? any interesting facts i should kno?

2007-10-27 11:59:59 · 5 answers · asked by SoccerStar234 2 in Reality Television

How do u sink a submarine full of blondes?
Knock on the door.

Why did the blonde stay up all nite studying?
She had a urine test in the morning.

2 blondes were walking along the railroad one morning after spending all nite at a nightclub. "Wow, these stairs are killing me." said the first blonde. The second blonde goraned back. "The stairs don't bother me as much as the low handrail"

Why do blonde girls have bruises around their belly buttons?
Because blonde guys are dumb too.

Why do blondes hate M&Ms? they r to hard to peel:)

Why cant u ever trust a blonde to dial 911?
They will spend hours looking for the "eleven"

Got any funny ones??? Do these jokes bother u if u happen to be blonde???GET OVER IT hahahaha

2007-10-27 11:59:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Is she worth the hype? Is her concert worth $4,000 tickets? I don't get it. Opinions?

2007-10-27 11:58:38 · 35 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

2007-10-27 11:57:58 · 20 answers · asked by Andi 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 11:57:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is he a good comedic actor? Opinions?

2007-10-27 11:56:25 · 19 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

A drunk is stumbling through the woods when he happens upon a preacher baptising folk in the river. He ambles down to the water's edge then trips and falls down before the holy man. Almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, the preacher pipes up: "Lord have mercy on your drunken soul, brother - are you ready to find Jesus?"
Out of his skull, the drunk agrees: "Yes, I am!" he replies. And with that, the preacher grabs him and dunks him under the water. Moments later, he drags the boozer back up: "Brother, have you found Jesus?"
"No, preacher," stammers the drunk, "I have not!"
Stunned by this, the preacher sends the drunk down again...this time leaving him there a little longer. Shortly he drags him back up again: "Rid your soul of the poison, brother - have you found Jesus?"
Gasping for air, the drunk splutters a reply: "No, preacher - I have not!"
At his wit's end, the preacher sends the drunk down one last time. A full minute later, he pulls him out: "For the love of God," shouts

2007-10-27 11:55:40 · 14 answers · asked by Trucky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

How old were u wen u got ue ear pierced??/ 1st time.


4 me it wuz last year in 7th grade.....i wuz 12.

2007-10-27 11:55:03 · 23 answers · asked by Liz/Lizzy 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 11:54:41 · 6 answers · asked by Harry But Not P 1 in Comedy

i have, tacos with sourcream and hotsauce

haha very mexican. lol

2007-10-27 11:54:03 · 11 answers · asked by Andi 4 in Polls & Surveys

When you rate an answer to someone's questions Does anyone care when they receive a thumbs down from someone who has read your answer and didn't like it?

2007-10-27 11:53:33 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ONLY SERIOUS ANSWERS PLEASE !!!

2007-10-27 11:53:05 · 10 answers · asked by skettopolis 4 in Comics & Animation

2007-10-27 11:52:08 · 59 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 11:52:04 · 11 answers · asked by Charles C 1 in Comics & Animation

give the first person to answer this a thumbs up?

2007-10-27 11:51:13 · 7 answers · asked by Tbone 5 in Polls & Surveys

Crazzzzzzzzzy

2007-10-27 11:50:33 · 24 answers · asked by ][)ee\/\/ana 4 in Polls & Surveys

A teacher asks her students to discuss what their dads do for a living.

Little Mary says: "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts the bad guys in jail."

Little Jack says: "My Dad is a doctor. He makes all the sick people better."

All the kids in the class had their turn except Little Johnny. The teacher says: "Johnny, what does your Dad do?"

Johnny says: "My Dad is dead."

"I'm sorry to hear that, but what did he do before he died?"

"He turned blue, and sh*t on the carpet."

2007-10-27 11:50:33 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Or haven't studied teaching etc, anything related to literature or writing?

By writer I mean like a fiction or a science fiction writer.

2007-10-27 11:50:17 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man goes into a gun shop for a telescopic rifle sight. The assistant takes one out, points out the window and says: "This baby is so good, you can see right into my house on that hill way over there." The man looks through the sight at the house and starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" asks the assistant.
"Well, I can see a naked man chasing a naked woman around your house," replies the customer.
Snatching the 'scope back, the assistant cranes his eye through the sight and sure enough, there is his wife, naked, being hotly pursued by an excited young man. Furious, the assistant says to the man, "If I give you two bullets, will you blow my wife's head off with one and take the man's dick out with the other? I'll give you the telescopic sight for free if you do." "Okay," the man says, as he takes out his rifle and attacks the sight. Taking a quick look through it before loading, he hands one bullet back. "You know what?" he says. "I think I can do this with just one shot."

2007-10-27 11:49:55 · 14 answers · asked by Trucky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Thank you for your answers! :)

Enjoy your weekend! :)

2007-10-27 11:47:52 · 7 answers · asked by Moon :) 7 in Polls & Surveys

In search of adventure, an attractive young lady decided to head for the Far East, and stowed herself away on the first ship available. After a month, she was discovered by the captain, who was surprised to see that, despite her time at sea, she was remarkably well fed and clean. Though realising she must have been befriended by someone on board, he was surprised when she admitted that she had been to the cabin of his trusted first officer every morning. Apparently, the nice young man provided a hot bath and three-course meal, and said that he would continue to do so until they reached Japan.
"And what did he ask in return?" demanded the captain.
"Well, you might say that he took advantage," blushed the girl.
"I'll say he did," chuckled the old sea dog, rubbing his whickers. "You're on the Liverpool to Birkenhead ferry!"

2007-10-27 11:47:12 · 12 answers · asked by Trucky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

If so, with ketchup? cheese?

2007-10-27 11:46:36 · 41 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

In Sunderland, we had two. Shipbuilding and coal mining.

Did you know that Sunderland used to be the biggest shipbuilding town in the world at one time?

2007-10-27 11:46:30 · 23 answers · asked by elflaeda 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 11:44:34 · 12 answers · asked by vajo 5 in Polls & Surveys

Do you believe them?

I've seen an Elvis, Zac Efron and a Michael Jackson

2007-10-27 11:44:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-10-27 11:44:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

like the way it feels?

2007-10-27 11:43:39 · 28 answers · asked by Peek-A-Boo Mutha ******** 3 in Polls & Surveys