2007-10-27 11:52:04 · 11 answers · asked by Charles C 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
jesus would give naruto a free bowl of ramen and a steak for the lion so neither would fight him and makes friends with them both.
2007-10-27 11:55:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Let's see, if we take the phrase, "JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR" literal meaning, we find that someone is telling Jesus to hide in a car because he cannot take the lion. This means Jesus is out of the race, and it is down to just Naruto and a lion.
Naruto on the surface appears to have the advantage because he is a ninja, a stealthg assassin. However, upon further examination we see that Naruto wears a bright orange uniform. He can hide/sneak up on no one, so the lion can easily spot and maul him.
I give victory to the lion.
2007-10-27 20:01:30 · answer #2 · answered by Mat of the RSPSOA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naruto's demon would probably kill the lion. Then jesus will try to smite Naruto, Naruto will use some jutsu on Jesus. But then again Jesus can be resurrected... I really think it will be a draw between Jesus and Naruto.
2007-10-27 18:56:51 · answer #3 · answered by Unknown 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Jesus - because he has unlimited chakra and can turn water to wine so he'll just beat up naruto and the lion while they are piss drunk.
2007-10-28 04:36:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus..duh, he is almighty and is unstoppable. and person who said he can't handle a lion cause he was taken down by Jews... Jesus gave himself to save us so be thankful he did, you ungrateful...
2007-10-27 20:10:59 · answer #5 · answered by Takeru K 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus,technically he is not fictional but his holy powers are unknown
2007-10-27 19:28:06 · answer #6 · answered by elementRE4 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
......lion.....naruto isnt real, jesus got taken down by jews, i dont think he can handle a lion
2007-10-27 18:56:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
No match whatsoever -- Naruto
2007-10-27 19:00:15 · answer #8 · answered by Vera C 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
lion...naruto and jesus are just fictional characters.
2007-10-27 19:03:00 · answer #9 · answered by 18289 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Jesus, cuz he has the power of God behind him. Duh.
2007-10-27 18:55:22 · answer #10 · answered by Aimee 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋