Entertainment & Music - 27 October 2007

2007-10-27 12:22:31 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Little Johnny and Susie are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Susie's father to ask him for her hand.

Johnny bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Smith, me and Susie are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies "In Susie's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Susie."

Again, Johnny instantly replies, "Our allowance... Susie makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, and that should do us just fine."

By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Johnny has put so much thought into this. So, he thinks for a moment trying to come up with something that Johnny won't have an answer to.

After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well Johnny, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"

Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, we've been lucky so far..."

2007-10-27 12:19:55 · 11 answers · asked by DJ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-27 12:19:36 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

They re-opened Alcatraz and operated it as a maximum security prison?

2007-10-27 12:19:31 · 5 answers · asked by Mike M. 7 in Polls & Surveys

doing a part with a guy names santana?

2007-10-27 12:19:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singing

http://youtube.com/watch?v=y6JXvU5rPwY

this is me, um im 16 and i was bored one day, so tell em wat u think

2007-10-27 12:18:14 · 23 answers · asked by Steph 2 in Polls & Surveys

What would you do if you you were frozen and ended up in a thousand years in the future, and then met a bunch of future friends and started a life. During your space explorations, you accidentally got send back into time, approximately 50 years before you were born. You meet a very attractive young lady and you make love. Shortly afterward, you are able to return back to the future. You then find out that the woman you were with was your grandma, and you are your own grandfather.

Would you be able to live with yourself? Would you tell anyone?

2007-10-27 12:18:02 · 6 answers · asked by Jean-Francois 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 12:17:48 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

were to throw a virtual party for our contacts every time each one celebrates a B-Day? I think that would pretty awesome! Some of you folks are so cool that I have as contacts...And give them all the stars they could ever want for that day, when they as a question!

2007-10-27 12:17:00 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I don't mean a song that was specifically written to be funny or is particularly humorous, but one that just happens to make you laugh. Rhinestone Cowboy just came on the radio...not really my kind of song, but it always makes me smile for some reason.

2007-10-27 12:16:21 · 11 answers · asked by Isis 4 in Other - Music

That I'm not the only X-Files fan left! Okay, so I'm somewhat obsessed, but does anyone else still watch that show? Or used to watch it when it was on?

2007-10-27 12:16:18 · 14 answers · asked by xfilesfan 7 in Polls & Surveys

change the world?
An act of random kindness! (ARK)
I try to live my life this way. I just wonder what do you do?

2007-10-27 12:15:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 12:14:50 · 32 answers · asked by Mr.Triple-Crown 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 12:14:11 · 7 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

That would be my sister's youngest daughter - especially after the very long chat we had today .... she's 20 by the way - just incase you thought I was talking about a bairn.

2007-10-27 12:12:30 · 52 answers · asked by elflaeda 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 12:12:08 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

btw just in case you need to know her last name is Ali

2007-10-27 12:11:58 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Im pretty sure it does.

2007-10-27 12:10:52 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

♥
i thought u were obsessed weth Me!! *pouts an stecks my nose in the air* now ur thumbs down of sexual frusteration have liek, no meaning

2007-10-27 12:10:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks."

Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:

"Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better."

2007-10-27 12:10:07 · 5 answers · asked by the mrs:) 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-27 12:09:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I like to sleep late and not really do anything!:)

2007-10-27 12:09:40 · 41 answers · asked by ....FED UP............ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 12:08:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to f*** your brains out, and suck your **** dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
:P

2007-10-27 12:08:06 · 31 answers · asked by thims_g 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Someone who could sing with amazing range and had the thickest accent or oddest voice when they were interviewed.
Exhibit A: would be someone like Cindy Lauper, powerful singing voice and a classic New Yorker accent. What examples can you think of?

2007-10-27 12:07:50 · 10 answers · asked by seadog 5 in Singing

2007-10-27 12:07:26 · 19 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

What do you think Of Marie Osmond's fainting episode a few days ago? I think they are all has beens or D List celebrities since some of them I have never heard of. Opinions?

2007-10-27 12:06:39 · 12 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

(points to first/nearest correct answer)

2007-10-27 12:06:07 · 10 answers · asked by dweebken 5 in Polls & Surveys

I heard she posted her sh*t to someone!

2007-10-27 12:04:33 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

2007-10-27 12:03:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys