Little Johnny and Susie are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Susie's father to ask him for her hand.
Johnny bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Smith, me and Susie are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies "In Susie's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Susie."
Again, Johnny instantly replies, "Our allowance... Susie makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, and that should do us just fine."
By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Johnny has put so much thought into this. So, he thinks for a moment trying to come up with something that Johnny won't have an answer to.
After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well Johnny, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"
Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, we've been lucky so far..."
2007-10-27 12:19:55 · 11 answers · asked by DJ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Star if you like it ! :)
2007-10-27 12:20:13 · update #1
If Little Johnny didn't get booted half-way around the world after that, then Susie's dad sure is tolerable.
2007-10-27 13:22:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I must be watching to much CSI and NCIS...I really got a visual there. I did not laugh but I kinda wanted to vomit a little. Now, loose change had a funny one because I thought it was a gross one at the beginning but it ended up being surprising and funny.
2016-04-10 22:04:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol star 4 u thats soooooooo funny hahahahaha
2007-10-27 12:34:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-27 12:22:26 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanx for the chuckle.
2007-10-27 12:24:21 · answer #5 · answered by Seeker, F.K.A JH da II 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhaha!~ tht was funyyyyy 10 and star for uu
2007-10-27 12:27:52 · answer #6 · answered by sweet_fsy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its kinda funny but i liked it!
2007-10-27 12:27:38 · answer #7 · answered by volleyball_pimpette25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-10-27 13:23:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl that is so dumb but funny
2007-10-27 12:25:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get itt
2007-10-27 13:23:18 · answer #10 · answered by On The Hotline 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋