A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to f*** your brains out, and suck your **** dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
:P
2007-10-27 12:08:06 · 31 answers · asked by thims_g 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao.
2007-10-27 12:09:53 · answer #1 · answered by Ty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he
There was a man who really took care of his body. One day he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tanned all over except for his p*nis. So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach and got completely undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for his p*nis, which he left sticking out.
Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking up out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, ''There is no justice in this world.'' The other lady asked what she meant.
"Well, when I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot all about it. Now I'm 80 and the damn things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat!"
2007-10-27 19:22:09 · answer #2 · answered by daffydd max 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lmfao
2007-10-27 23:09:27 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was ssoo very funny just hope you're not married to that their lady,she'll give you for sure,but here is a star for you.xxx
2007-10-27 19:27:09 · answer #4 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love It
2007-10-27 19:09:58 · answer #5 · answered by Courtney D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-10-27 19:12:01 · answer #6 · answered by ziggy_brat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it man
good one
have a star
2007-10-27 19:12:18 · answer #7 · answered by Margaret S 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewwww . . . I've heard that one before unfortunately. Haha.
2007-10-27 19:12:21 · answer #8 · answered by hapadoll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Should have said "looks as if I made a mistake"
2007-10-27 19:10:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omgosh! lol hahahahaha wow! ur funny thanx for makin me laugh! bye!
2007-10-28 09:03:53 · answer #10 · answered by zoey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-28 07:17:34 · answer #11 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋