A man goes into a gun shop for a telescopic rifle sight. The assistant takes one out, points out the window and says: "This baby is so good, you can see right into my house on that hill way over there." The man looks through the sight at the house and starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" asks the assistant.
"Well, I can see a naked man chasing a naked woman around your house," replies the customer.
Snatching the 'scope back, the assistant cranes his eye through the sight and sure enough, there is his wife, naked, being hotly pursued by an excited young man. Furious, the assistant says to the man, "If I give you two bullets, will you blow my wife's head off with one and take the man's dick out with the other? I'll give you the telescopic sight for free if you do." "Okay," the man says, as he takes out his rifle and attacks the sight. Taking a quick look through it before loading, he hands one bullet back. "You know what?" he says. "I think I can do this with just one shot."
2007-10-27 11:49:55 · 14 answers · asked by Trucky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Another Excellent one so 10/10.!!!
Cheers for making us guys at work laugh.!!!
2007-10-28 09:35:22 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha smashing joke.
2007-10-27 23:02:08 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good liked that one.
2007-10-27 18:56:21 · answer #3 · answered by Bezza 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, I love it.
2007-10-27 18:54:02 · answer #4 · answered by lottie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-28 07:22:33 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, I like it.
2007-10-27 18:56:09 · answer #6 · answered by Sibbs . 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha very funny lol
2007-10-28 03:56:35 · answer #7 · answered by . 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like it
2007-10-28 06:59:30 · answer #8 · answered by mal 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like it
2007-10-27 20:13:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-10-28 15:50:37 · answer #10 · answered by God's Princess 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋