A skinny little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him.The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down, and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown."The little man faints and falls to the floor.The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big Guy says: "What's wrong with you?"In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"The big dude says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown."The small guy says: "Turner Brown, Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around."
2007-10-27 12:02:30 · 15 answers · asked by Amy J 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahah. :)
i've heard it before, though.
2007-10-27 13:33:40 · answer #1 · answered by beachbellex3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was ssoo very funny thanks for the laugh,and yes I'm a small female and I' just as scared of big males and females,you never know what they're gonna ask yea,so have a star.xxxx
2007-10-27 19:48:03 · answer #2 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! Brilliant!
2007-10-27 19:12:04 · answer #3 · answered by Sibbs . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-27 19:12:22 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny lol
2007-10-27 21:58:44 · answer #5 · answered by Zenlife07 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe lol
2007-10-27 23:07:02 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-28 07:19:18 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-28 07:12:25 · answer #8 · answered by mal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jajajja funny
2007-10-27 19:05:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, hahaha ! nice one :D
2007-10-27 19:06:07 · answer #10 · answered by the mrs:) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋