How do u sink a submarine full of blondes?
Knock on the door.
Why did the blonde stay up all nite studying?
She had a urine test in the morning.
2 blondes were walking along the railroad one morning after spending all nite at a nightclub. "Wow, these stairs are killing me." said the first blonde. The second blonde goraned back. "The stairs don't bother me as much as the low handrail"
Why do blonde girls have bruises around their belly buttons?
Because blonde guys are dumb too.
Why do blondes hate M&Ms? they r to hard to peel:)
Why cant u ever trust a blonde to dial 911?
They will spend hours looking for the "eleven"
Got any funny ones??? Do these jokes bother u if u happen to be blonde???GET OVER IT hahahaha
2007-10-27 11:59:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i got one it is pretty long,there were two sisters one blonde and one brunette. they decided to raise a farm so the brunnete got 600dollars and set off to buy two bull. a farmer said both of them would cost 599 dollars but the lady noticed she couldnt fit them in her truck. she decided to telegram her sister but noticed that a telegram costed a dollar a word. and she only had a dollar, so she typed the word "comfortable"?why? because she knew her blonde sister had to slowly spell out long words so the word came out to be come for the bull.
2007-10-27 12:17:44 · answer #1 · answered by Ark 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why do blondes have square breasts, they forget to take the tissues out of the box
What did the blondes right leg say to her left leg, nothing they've never met
2007-10-29 09:58:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why cant u ever trust a blonde to dial 911?
They will spend hours looking for the "eleven"
Now thats funny
2007-10-27 12:12:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋
lmao now those blond jokes are funny lol i ever even thought of the blond guy one
2007-10-27 12:34:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like blonde jokes and I'm blonde... I know it isn't true!
My favorite is about the Russian, American, and Blonde...
The Russian says, "we were the first ones in space."
The American says,"yeah, well we were the first to land on the moon!"
And the blonde says,"yeah well we got you BOTH beat. we're going to be the first to land on the SUN."
The other two look at each other, and say to her" You're stupid. You can't land on the sun, you'd burn up."
And the blonde rolls her eyes, tosses her hair, and says "well, duh, we're going to go at night."
(imagine it delivered by a blonde with the valley girl intonation. it's awesome)
2007-10-27 12:14:04 · answer #5 · answered by kari 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a brunette between 2 blonds?
An interpretor
2007-10-27 12:24:32 · answer #6 · answered by bruce c 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! Funny!
2007-10-27 12:18:35 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol these are the best i have ever heard........i wish they had more dumb blonde guy jokes kinda like the belly button one!!!!!
2007-10-27 12:04:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i dont remember much but there was this man that hired a blonde to clean his porch.And he said also to cement it.When he came back his porsche(the car) was cemented)
2007-10-27 14:03:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good ones
2007-10-27 12:16:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋