A teacher asks her students to discuss what their dads do for a living.
Little Mary says: "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts the bad guys in jail."
Little Jack says: "My Dad is a doctor. He makes all the sick people better."
All the kids in the class had their turn except Little Johnny. The teacher says: "Johnny, what does your Dad do?"
Johnny says: "My Dad is dead."
"I'm sorry to hear that, but what did he do before he died?"
"He turned blue, and sh*t on the carpet."
2007-10-27 11:50:33 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Des g,ewe fool,lol
2007-10-27 12:10:19 · update #1
Absolutely brilliant don't think anyone will beat that tonight. Thanks.
2007-10-27 11:54:24 · answer #1 · answered by Bezza 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol no8
heres 1 for you....
did you ever see the film silence of the lambs.....?
well there going to make an irish version of the same film...called shut up you's.............lol
2007-10-27 19:08:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
little johnny you just have to love him lol.
2007-10-27 23:03:48 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This kind of like south park cartman said when people die they poop.
2007-10-27 21:16:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahhaha I never heard that one
I like it hahahah
2007-10-27 19:51:16 · answer #5 · answered by THATKRAZiCHiCK. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-10-27 18:55:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, nice one!
2007-10-27 18:54:28 · answer #7 · answered by Sibbs . 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Real Inspiration, lol.!!!
Good one.!!!
Cheers.!!!
2007-10-28 00:28:50 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. i like it and it made me smile. thanx
2007-10-27 18:53:33 · answer #9 · answered by gemma r 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-27 19:12:25 · answer #10 · answered by trandru 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-27 18:53:58 · answer #11 · answered by Mavis 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋