A drunk is stumbling through the woods when he happens upon a preacher baptising folk in the river. He ambles down to the water's edge then trips and falls down before the holy man. Almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, the preacher pipes up: "Lord have mercy on your drunken soul, brother - are you ready to find Jesus?"
Out of his skull, the drunk agrees: "Yes, I am!" he replies. And with that, the preacher grabs him and dunks him under the water. Moments later, he drags the boozer back up: "Brother, have you found Jesus?"
"No, preacher," stammers the drunk, "I have not!"
Stunned by this, the preacher sends the drunk down again...this time leaving him there a little longer. Shortly he drags him back up again: "Rid your soul of the poison, brother - have you found Jesus?"
Gasping for air, the drunk splutters a reply: "No, preacher - I have not!"
At his wit's end, the preacher sends the drunk down one last time. A full minute later, he pulls him out: "For the love of God," shouts
2007-10-27 11:55:40 · 14 answers · asked by Trucky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
have you found Jesus ?
No replies the drunk, are you sure he fell in here ?
2007-10-27 11:56:54 · update #1
Verrrrrrrrry good!!!!!! lol!!!!
2007-10-28 04:48:03 · answer #1 · answered by Only visiting 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-27 19:00:47 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha,Ha.
2007-10-27 19:26:24 · answer #3 · answered by Seeker, F.K.A JH da II 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-28 07:21:48 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Brilliant joke again.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers once more for a good laugh.!!!
2007-10-28 16:39:18 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha good punchline.
2007-10-27 23:05:33 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
classic,trucky,hehe,lmao,keep em coming the queen vic is waiting...lol!
2007-10-27 21:50:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious. lol
2007-10-28 03:57:12 · answer #8 · answered by . 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was funny
2007-10-27 19:03:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
its ok... out come kinda predictable
2007-10-27 19:03:53 · answer #10 · answered by thims_g 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋