Entertainment & Music - 6 December 2006

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"

She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they all fly away with the first gun shot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then Little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone"

To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on......... but I like your thinking."

2006-12-06 16:07:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad,?

yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

2006-12-06 16:06:53 · 12 answers · asked by TheDudeAbides 2 in Polls & Surveys

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How would you describe the perfect body on the opposite sex?

use examples of celebrities if you want to!

2006-12-06 16:06:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Name a song that at first you HATED it, but, after listening to it a few times, you got to LOVE it?

2006-12-06 16:06:49 · 14 answers · asked by aceventuradude 1 in Music

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steel acoustic guitar question?

i have a steel acoustic guitar that has an equalizer and a connection fr an amp. my question is that does this guitar able to play like an electric guitar with the amp connection, what is the connection used for with the amp

2006-12-06 16:06:42 · 3 answers · asked by ify 2 in Music

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Would you ever hit a woman?

Men, have you hit any women?
women, have you hit any men?

2006-12-06 16:06:37 · 12 answers · asked by cking_pOise... 4 in Polls & Surveys

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IS THERE Any * ELVIS * FANS OUT HERE Help ? ? ? * 2 * look for OLD 8 tracks and price?

* ~ LISTEN NOW ~ * I have a 8 track cartridge of, The { King of rock } himself, The name of the 8 track is, ~ Raised on a Rock. with a total of 11 songs. Most of the songs I have never heard of,
on the front of the cartridge there is A women sporting a mini skirt with short brown hair. There is a model number on the cartridge it's self. It also says All statutory Royalties paid~ NO YEAR with two stars on the bottom. So at this time I would like to know how to go about finding other 8 tracks like this, and what they are worth if anything at all. any info. Would be a BIG help... Thanks in advance ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Happy Holidays to all out here and a SAFE NEW YEARS

2006-12-06 16:05:04 · 4 answers · asked by Nancy D 2 in Celebrities

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Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them.?

But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

2006-12-06 16:04:52 · 19 answers · asked by TheDudeAbides 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you know of any good horror movies?

I have just randomly gotten interested in horror movies!

2006-12-06 16:04:20 · 18 answers · asked by brainardkelly 2 in Movies

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how many movies has Jeff Goldbloom been in?

2006-12-06 16:03:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies