Entertainment & Music - 6 December 2006

because you were nauseus... but then got nauseus... because
you didn't eat.... I know it doesn't sound like it makes sense
BUT... it makes sense to ME!

2006-12-06 16:03:17 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 16:02:05 · 18 answers · asked by ViVi 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-06 16:01:28 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Penis Tax

The only thing IRS has not yet taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that:

40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed
30% of the time it is hard up
20% of the time it is pissed off and
10% of the time it's in the hole

It has two dependents, but they're nuts.

Effective January 1, 2007, penises will be taxed according to size.

The brackets are as follows:

10"-12" Luxury Tax
8"-10" Pole Tax
5"-8" Privilege Tax
4"-5" Nuisance Tax

Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.

Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!

Issues still under consideration are as follows:

Are there penalties for early withdrawal?

Do multiple partners count as a corporation?

Are condoms deductible as work clothes?

2006-12-06 16:00:46 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-06 16:00:31 · 18 answers · asked by litespeed2rw 6 in Polls & Surveys

I know I sound kinda picky, but there are so many stores and types. Thanks a lot. I'm still searching around and it's been awhile..... :)

2006-12-06 15:59:39 · 9 answers · asked by PepsiGuitar 2 in Music

What would happen to that little boy today if he put his finger in a Dyke?

2006-12-06 15:59:38 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I recently got hypnotized and did a lot of funny and crazy things. These included thinking I was a cat, forgetting my name, dancing, giving a lap dance, having an imaginary orgasm, and being stuck to the floor. Anyone out there ever been hypnotized and what is the funniest thing you did while under. Thanks!

2006-12-06 15:59:29 · 5 answers · asked by Kristen B 1 in Polls & Surveys

Paris Hilton wants to have kids of her own it seems (after hanging out with Britney’s kids).
what do you think would happen to the kids?
what type of kids would they be?
and who do you think would be the father?

2006-12-06 15:58:51 · 13 answers · asked by Piggy 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 15:58:03 · 21 answers · asked by cking_pOise... 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 15:57:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

By the Category Police here on Yahoos YET?

I don't here... probably why I stay.... JUST ONCE here...
By a CRANKY lookin' AVATAR??
YES or NO??

2006-12-06 15:56:56 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does it smell like something died in there a long time ago?
Not even going to mention what has been seen in there...
I mean seriously, how hard is it to clean up after yourself?

mandy

2006-12-06 15:56:50 · 27 answers · asked by cking_pOise... 4 in Polls & Surveys

Suppose Harry and co. encountered Klarion with his cat. Who do you think would win in the ensuing battle? Harry is quite a skilled duelist with a lot of magical potential. Klarion uses black magic and is capable of creating massive energy blasts like he did in The New Batman Adventures. Harry has his friends with him for support while Klarion has his very own were-cat.

Who do you think's gonna win? Will Klarion crush Harry or will Harry obliterate the Witch Boy?

2006-12-06 15:56:47 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-12-06 15:55:39 · 5 answers · asked by BondGirl 1 in Other - Entertainment

I know that I can't see you so I'm trusting you to try this for real.

2006-12-06 15:55:38 · 16 answers · asked by Katie G 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 15:55:37 · 11 answers · asked by simplelife 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 15:55:12 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you were raped, molested, abused and just plain hated for almost all your life, how do you think you would turn out as a person? What do you think you would be like?

2006-12-06 15:54:30 · 25 answers · asked by Perfectly Insane 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 15:53:55 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what is the 1st rock song ever sang ?
& what is the 1st metal band ?
what r the types of metal ?
how can we recognize them ???

2006-12-06 15:53:47 · 6 answers · asked by meltme 1 in Music

It is a weightloss commercial with a sexy girl walking on the beach and the Ipanema song is playing.

2006-12-06 15:53:40 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

can u go to the doctors for to completely different things or would they make u make another appointment?

2006-12-06 15:53:22 · 8 answers · asked by blueeyes3313 4 in Polls & Surveys

just kidding.........

2006-12-06 15:53:10 · 23 answers · asked by ? 7 in Polls & Surveys

When's the next Prison Break episode on FOX?

2006-12-06 15:52:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I missed the last 5 minutes. I know it was between Sam, Cliff and Frank. I like all three of them. Please tell me it wasn't Sam.

2006-12-06 15:51:50 · 6 answers · asked by 1234567 5 in Television

Any songs in mind?

2006-12-06 15:51:11 · 7 answers · asked by ♥ A pirates life for me ♥ 2 in Music

2006-12-06 15:51:05 · 10 answers · asked by Vicky 1 in Music

2006-12-06 15:50:58 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

musical concert that is.

lr- stop trying for the points please, i will catch you...

2006-12-06 15:50:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys