Penis Tax
The only thing IRS has not yet taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that:
40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed
30% of the time it is hard up
20% of the time it is pissed off and
10% of the time it's in the hole
It has two dependents, but they're nuts.
Effective January 1, 2007, penises will be taxed according to size.
The brackets are as follows:
10"-12" Luxury Tax
8"-10" Pole Tax
5"-8" Privilege Tax
4"-5" Nuisance Tax
Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.
Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!
Issues still under consideration are as follows:
Are there penalties for early withdrawal?
Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
Are condoms deductible as work clothes?
2006-12-06 16:00:46 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Uncle Sam is reading this.
2006-12-06 16:09:51 · answer #1 · answered by glasgow girl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rofl.
2006-12-07 00:07:57 · answer #2 · answered by Max_Gio 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious!
2006-12-11 16:16:21 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao too funny!!!! Thanks for the great laugh I needed it tonight!!!
2006-12-07 00:02:33 · answer #4 · answered by michelle_075 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious, thanks for the laugh
2006-12-07 00:08:57 · answer #5 · answered by Melisa H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋