Entertainment & Music - 3 December 2006

Do you have a "black-sheep" in your family?
If so, who is it?

2006-12-03 23:58:51 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I watched final fantasy vII advent children and i think its the best thing ive seen in ages and i want to see more, does any one know of any other movies which are like this one in terms of the computer animation.

2006-12-03 23:58:28 · 6 answers · asked by busdrever 1 in Comics & Animation

The Afterlife
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and
inform
the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there
was no
afterlife.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to
his
word he made contact, "Mary. Mary."
"Is that you, Fred?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast,
off to
the golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have
sex
twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then
sex
pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then
have
sex until late at night. The next day it starts again."
"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven."
"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Basildon."

2006-12-03 23:58:13 · 17 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-03 23:57:51 · 9 answers · asked by Cyrill sneer 2 in Comics & Animation

who said this:
Q: To which place would you like to go and why???
A: To Rome, Because is the land where our lord Jesuschrist ws born

2006-12-03 23:56:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Murphy calls round to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg

Paddy says"Me feet are freezing,could you nip upstairs and get me slippers"

"No bother" says murphy

He runs upstairs and see's Paddy's gorgeous twin daughters sitting on their beds

"Hello girls your dad sent me up here to sh@g yer both"

"Feck off ya liar" they said

"I'll prove it" says Murphy

So he shouts down to Paddy

"Both of them Pat"

He replies

"Whats the use in fcuking one"

2006-12-03 23:56:28 · 23 answers · asked by carshalton70 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-03 23:55:30 · 11 answers · asked by alan m 1 in Music

2006-12-03 23:54:28 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-03 23:51:51 · 32 answers · asked by da dude 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-03 23:51:10 · 11 answers · asked by MI5 4 in Celebrities

A man who had been dating his girlfriend for ages, finally gets invited to meet her parents. On his way to the meeting, the man realises he is suffering with chronic wind. On his arrival, ushered into the lounge and introduced to the girls mother, who is sat on the sofa. He sits next to her father who is sat in a chair by the family dog, Bruno. Minutes into the meeting, the man felt his stomach rumble, and realises he is going to fart. The inevitable happens and he lets out a loud, smelly one. Feeling mortified, the father then shouts: "Bruno! Get away from that man!" The man is so relieved. A while later, the man feels the familiar rumbling in his stomach, and out came another loud, smelly one. Once again, the father yells: "Bruno! Get away from that man!" And once again, the man feels a comfort in his reprieve. After a time, the man lets out the loudest, smelliest fart ever. The father then shouts: For God's sake Bruno, get away from that man before he sh*ts all over you!

2006-12-03 23:50:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-03 23:49:29 · 12 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

LITTLE FLAB !!

One morning while making breakfast,
a man walked up to his wife,
pinched her on the butt and said...
If you firmed this up, we could get rid of
your control top pantyhose."

While this was on the edge of intolerable,
she kept silent .

The next morning,
the man woke his wife with
a pinch on each of her breasts
and said....
You know, if you firmed these up,
we could get rid of your bra."


This was
beyond

a silent response...

So she rolled over
and
grabbed him
by his
'DANGLER.'

With a death grip in place,
she said...
You know,
if you
firmed this up,
we could
get rid of
the gardener ,
the postman ,
the pool man
and
your brother

2006-12-03 23:47:56 · 18 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Jokes & Riddles

In my worl, we have cheese but no bread, we have a zipper but no pants, teeth but no mouth, a phonebook but no phones? What do i have in my world that no one else has?

2006-12-03 23:47:24 · 3 answers · asked by skimboardergal6 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I mean some of the cords are so hard to get to. does anyone know an easy way of learning cords and how to move quickly between them?

2006-12-03 23:46:26 · 7 answers · asked by animal Lover 1 in Music

or did really die of a drug overdose??? interested to hear what people think

2006-12-03 23:44:58 · 18 answers · asked by thinroch03 2 in Celebrities

what is the scene?

2006-12-03 23:44:47 · 11 answers · asked by Snowy Marie 2 in Polls & Surveys

and his eyes were crossed and he drooled profusely and in the bathroom there was a gloryhole?

2006-12-03 23:44:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I hear that jay z sold over 600,000 albums but then i heard the game sold even more what are there current album sales

2006-12-03 23:43:35 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A Leisure Center!

2006-12-03 23:43:26 · 15 answers · asked by Sir Sidney Snot 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-03 23:43:07 · 22 answers · asked by S&S 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-03 23:42:47 · 5 answers · asked by name. 2 in Television

This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster. The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've got this great rooster, named Randy; he'll service every chicken you've got. No problem."

Well , Randy the rooster is a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So , he buys Randy. The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard, giving the rooster a pep talk, " Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here and you cost me a lot of money and I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer said with a chuckle.

Randy seemed to understand, so the farmer points towards the hen house and Randy took off like a shot ~WHAM~ He nails every hen on there THREE or FOUR times and the farmer is just shocked.

2006-12-03 23:41:55 · 15 answers · asked by GS 3 in Jokes & Riddles

It was played in a film called I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause . I also know it was a female singer and had a country and western sound to it .

2006-12-03 23:41:15 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I subscribed to vogue on the 15th on November with a nectar card but the magazine still hasn't come yet, they have sent me a confirmation letter but i dont have the magazine. They are meant to send it to me before it comes out in the shops.

2006-12-03 23:41:00 · 6 answers · asked by ◦ Cυяισυѕєr ◦ 2 in Magazines

2006-12-03 23:39:48 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-03 23:39:29 · 4 answers · asked by screaming frenzy 5 in Polls & Surveys

I have already tried gendou.com and limewire but the music there is incomplete.

2006-12-03 23:38:58 · 2 answers · asked by healthyseven 1 in Comics & Animation

I work on a team of 15 people .... 12 women and 3 men
and every day there some dumb idea to celebrate to .... and everyday there is something we need to buy to congratulate this or that person ... everyday I have to donate money for like some dumb thing like a 3 week anniversary of something or a kitten being born or well cooked steak they made.

I mean geeeeeez, I really love every single on of them .... but, can this get any more annoying???
How do I stop it w/o being rude???

2006-12-03 23:38:41 · 20 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-03 23:36:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys