LITTLE FLAB !!
One morning while making breakfast,
a man walked up to his wife,
pinched her on the butt and said...
If you firmed this up, we could get rid of
your control top pantyhose."
While this was on the edge of intolerable,
she kept silent .
The next morning,
the man woke his wife with
a pinch on each of her breasts
and said....
You know, if you firmed these up,
we could get rid of your bra."
This was
beyond
a silent response...
So she rolled over
and
grabbed him
by his
'DANGLER.'
With a death grip in place,
she said...
You know,
if you
firmed this up,
we could
get rid of
the gardener ,
the postman ,
the pool man
and
your brother
2006-12-03 23:47:56 · 18 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What about the butcher and the handyman ?
2006-12-04 00:55:14 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
womens revenge is sweet good joke 9/10
2006-12-04 00:03:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but true 9/10
2006-12-03 23:55:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha
heard the other day in the pub but still very funny
2006-12-04 00:11:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!
2006-12-03 23:52:10 · answer #5 · answered by elgil 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell you are.....
Evil little creature ....what would you do with out us...ha
lol very v v v v v L
2006-12-03 23:54:22 · answer #6 · answered by hani h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! I wann't expecting that.....THANKS LMAO!!!!!!!! 50/10
2006-12-04 01:53:17 · answer #7 · answered by Bianca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no thats some funny $h!t right there
2006-12-04 00:18:18 · answer #8 · answered by missy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, excellent hahahahahahahaha
2006-12-04 00:12:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch, lol
2006-12-03 23:53:55 · answer #10 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋