Murphy calls round to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg
Paddy says"Me feet are freezing,could you nip upstairs and get me slippers"
"No bother" says murphy
He runs upstairs and see's Paddy's gorgeous twin daughters sitting on their beds
"Hello girls your dad sent me up here to sh@g yer both"
"Feck off ya liar" they said
"I'll prove it" says Murphy
So he shouts down to Paddy
"Both of them Pat"
He replies
"Whats the use in fcuking one"
2006-12-03 23:56:28 · 23 answers · asked by carshalton70 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO!!! haha uve made my day!
2006-12-04 00:34:05 · answer #1 · answered by babygirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i will't help thinking - via making use of why are Paddy and Murphy continuously walking DOWN the line? They in no way look walking UP the line! Are they going around and around the block? in the event that they are, then they are continuously walking down this street (the line the situation they got here across the reflect) yet as a result could walk UP the subsequent street - yet now not some thing ever happens in that street. needless to say, that's impossible. some thing could prefer to happen in the subsequent street particularly situations - although if that is definitely 'walking'. So - bearing all that for the era of thoughts - that is a clean comedian tale, in no way heard or seen previously. Paddy and Murphy have been walking up the line . . . . . . . . .and Paddy reported to Murphy, "Murphy. now not some thing ever happens in dis street." Murphy spoke back, "Dat is a actuality, Paddy, yet Oi do have self assurance we are gonna foind a reflect in da next street." "Now how did you pay interest to dat, Murphy?" "via actuality Oi dropped it very final toime we walked down dat street." "ok, yet what approximately those udder 2 fellahs dat is walking the udder way around da block?" "No, dey won't foind da reflect, via actuality dey could be walking up dat street - and not some thing ever happens to all of us on an identical time as dey walk UP a street." "Ah - to be particular." or some thing like that . . . sturdy afternoon.
2016-12-13 19:36:30 · answer #2 · answered by vanriper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this was on here a couple of days ago, still made me laugh though.....Paddy bought a pair of wellingtons but had to take them back as the string between them wasn't long enough.
2006-12-04 00:10:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
big thumbs up 4 u pmsl 10/10
2006-12-04 04:05:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right back at 'cha
a woman asks her friend if there was a way to get attention from her husband who was very attached to his mother. her friend took her shopping as a solution.
that night when the woman's husband came home, she was in their bedroom wearing sexy, black lingerie.
her husband starts crying and asks, " how did my mum die?"
2006-12-03 23:59:43 · answer #5 · answered by al 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! thats good! 12 out of 10
2006-12-04 01:16:54 · answer #6 · answered by star42430 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is the best presentation of that joke I have heard. You did great
2006-12-04 00:01:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good lol 10 / 10
2006-12-04 00:57:56 · answer #8 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha I just wet myself - nearly!!! That was a good one 1
2006-12-04 00:31:09 · answer #9 · answered by YeahYeahYeah 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
CLAP CLAP CLAP loved that one and a big thumbs up
2006-12-04 00:25:57 · answer #10 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!! Well funny!
2006-12-04 00:38:20 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋