A man who had been dating his girlfriend for ages, finally gets invited to meet her parents. On his way to the meeting, the man realises he is suffering with chronic wind. On his arrival, ushered into the lounge and introduced to the girls mother, who is sat on the sofa. He sits next to her father who is sat in a chair by the family dog, Bruno. Minutes into the meeting, the man felt his stomach rumble, and realises he is going to fart. The inevitable happens and he lets out a loud, smelly one. Feeling mortified, the father then shouts: "Bruno! Get away from that man!" The man is so relieved. A while later, the man feels the familiar rumbling in his stomach, and out came another loud, smelly one. Once again, the father yells: "Bruno! Get away from that man!" And once again, the man feels a comfort in his reprieve. After a time, the man lets out the loudest, smelliest fart ever. The father then shouts: For God's sake Bruno, get away from that man before he sh*ts all over you!
2006-12-03 23:50:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
noit shaggy just very funny
farts are the universal joke maker
hahahahahahahhaa
2006-12-04 00:09:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old but nearly gold lol 9 / 10
2006-12-03 23:52:52 · answer #2 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ow poor old bruno 9/10
2006-12-04 00:00:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a shaggy dog story!
2006-12-04 03:47:31 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
a woman asks her friend if there was a way to get attention from her husband who was very attached to his mother. her friend took her shopping as a solution.
that night when the woman's husband came home, she was in their bedroom wearing sexy, black lingerie.
her husband starts crying and asks, " how did my mum die?"
2006-12-04 00:03:13 · answer #5 · answered by al 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
good one
funny man! lol
2006-12-04 00:05:04 · answer #6 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL!!!
I don't know where ppl find these funny jokes, bt its put a smile on my face, thanks 4 that.
Have a gd day.
2006-12-04 00:00:11 · answer #7 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats what i call a joke lmao
2006-12-04 00:27:15 · answer #8 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard before but still its funny
2006-12-03 23:57:02 · answer #9 · answered by babu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another golden oldie any new ones
2006-12-03 23:57:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋