Entertainment & Music - 1 December 2006

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" Holmes asked.
Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.
"Watson, you idiot. Somebody has stolen our tent!"

2006-12-01 23:56:31 · 12 answers · asked by anitha 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Natural cures...no medicine.

2006-12-01 23:56:13 · 20 answers · asked by White 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-01 23:54:59 · 2 answers · asked by mystERA 2 in Music

A blind man finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar
immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1 - The
bartender is a blonde girl
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 180-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously, Mister.
Do you really wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah.......... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

2006-12-01 23:46:59 · 17 answers · asked by Static3 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-01 23:46:25 · 13 answers · asked by arvernai 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-12-01 23:44:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Some Chilis songs that I could learn that aren't impossible for someone like me but are a bit of a challenge and help me to improve my technique, especially using the fingers on my right hand.

Thanx

2006-12-01 23:44:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

ok heres the deal, at work theres this guy who every time you turn around he's mooning someone....i and every one else is really getting tired of looking at his hairy a**......so we decided to all pitch in a get him a prank gift for chirstmas....someone said the biggest bu*t plug we could find.....any other ideas or would that be a good prank????
sorry had to use the little stars to keep out the bad words, i hope i dont offend anyone with this i am serious and need good ideas

2006-12-01 23:44:20 · 11 answers · asked by bshelby2121 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-01 23:44:07 · 30 answers · asked by m and m 1 in Movies

i fink day r brain dead morons dat lik 2 rite lik dis

They are not sending a SMS for crying out loud, but maybe they are just too plain stupid to write in normal English.
Wat do u fink? er I mean what do you think?

2006-12-01 23:43:37 · 13 answers · asked by bean 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-01 23:43:20 · 2 answers · asked by ash 2 in Television

1. Men are like . .. Laxatives.............They irritate the crap out
of you.
2. Men are like...... Bananas .............The older they get, the less
firm they are.
3. Men are like...... Weather ..............Nothing can be done to
change them.
4. Men are like...... Blenders..............You need One, but you're not
quite sure why.
5. Men are like.......Chocolate Bars.... Sweet, smooth, & they usually
head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .....Commercials....... You can't believe a word they
say.
7. Men are like ......Department Stores .... Their clothes are always
1/2 off.
8. Men are like .....Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long
to mature.
9. Men are like ..... Mascara ........... They usually run at the first
sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .........Popcorn ............. They satisfy you, but
only for a little while.
11. Men are like.........Snowstorms ....... You never know when they're
comin

2006-12-01 23:41:19 · 18 answers · asked by Static3 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I know Jefferson Utanes narrates fro time to time but who is the regular narrator?

2006-12-01 23:40:36 · 2 answers · asked by Karlo Antonio D 1 in Television

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would?happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood ,
"Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach,"
Because I process food and give all of you energy." ? "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes." ?? "I should be in charge," said the rectum,
"Because I'm responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery,
and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the
boss..
The Moral of the story?
The a*shole is usually in charge

2006-12-01 23:35:06 · 11 answers · asked by Static3 1 in Jokes & Riddles

i got all these news...is it true?

2006-12-01 23:34:47 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

it was from when i was younger late 80's maybe and there was a little girl and a big brown ? monster and they would plant seeds and grow all different types of trees like money or sweets and they used to put it in a tree and a bird would tell them when it was ready ????

2006-12-01 23:27:00 · 17 answers · asked by shadow 2 in Television

2006-12-01 23:25:52 · 5 answers · asked by george 1 in Movies

busts through the door screaming to his wife- "I WON! I WON! I Hit the $12 million dollar lottery!!Start PACKIN', honey!" Wife says- "AHH! Should I pack for warm or cold weather?!" Guy says- "I don't give a rat's azz, I want you Outta here asap!"

2006-12-01 23:25:37 · 5 answers · asked by Fonzie T 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Everyone please look at the Britney Spears photos at the link I've posted below. To me it looks like she is wearing flesh toned panties. Are these photos causing the stir,or are there more somewhere else that give a better view?
http://metal-rules.com/bb/viewtopic.php?t=46897

2006-12-01 23:19:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-01 23:19:19 · 21 answers · asked by boltclint 1 in Celebrities

I live in ohio only a few flakes last month I am not looking forward to the snow except for Christmas Eve then it's real pretty for candle light service. For those with the sunshine please send some this way it's cold here around 30 degrees

2006-12-01 23:18:54 · 23 answers · asked by katlady927 6 in Polls & Surveys

which one is the best front man?

2006-12-01 23:15:28 · 9 answers · asked by Joe doe 2 in Celebrities

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2006-12-01 23:15:10 · 19 answers · asked by Nishant 2 in Music

i am more girly because i wear girly clothes

2006-12-01 23:14:40 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-01 23:12:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-01 23:10:14 · 13 answers · asked by honolulu808 2 in Celebrities

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2006-12-01 23:09:23 · 4 answers · asked by ROLL! 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-12-01 23:06:24 · 2 answers · asked by bvfarrington 1 in Comics & Animation

i like reese wtherspoon because she pretty and i look like her a little and i like more celebrity ?

2006-12-01 23:05:19 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who would u say is your best / favourite killer in a movie??

2006-12-01 23:03:44 · 9 answers · asked by SpaceCowboy 2 in Other - Entertainment