A blind man finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar
immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1 - The
bartender is a blonde girl
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 180-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously, Mister.
Do you really wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah.......... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
2006-12-01 23:46:59 · 17 answers · asked by Static3 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ur on a roll lmao 10/10
2006-12-02 01:18:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brave man
2006-12-02 08:54:07 · answer #2 · answered by christine p 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Once somebody went to a doctor and said:
" Doctor i see evrything in double".
The doctor replied:
"That can be cured easily........Okay, Why you came 3 x People for this small matter?"
2006-12-02 08:00:10 · answer #3 · answered by Karunah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very clever - not the punchline I was expecting.
2006-12-02 08:08:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gd 1 but i have herd it before in in a different context...
2006-12-02 08:21:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool great. its really a blonde joke. ha....... he needs to explain all of them ufff... what a pain. lol. great joke. loved that one. thumbs up and 10 on 10.
2006-12-02 07:59:50 · answer #6 · answered by anitha 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That’s funny I would love to have you join my Yahoo Joke group!
XOXO Heather
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TheJokeGallery2
2006-12-02 07:49:06 · answer #7 · answered by Twisted Vixen 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Didn't realise blondes are deaf !
2006-12-02 07:53:36 · answer #8 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a good one! LOL! =D
2006-12-02 07:50:50 · answer #9 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'l tell this one to my sister then i'll explane it to her lol
2006-12-02 07:50:57 · answer #10 · answered by wil_t52 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋