Buy some wine. Take the cork out and every chance you get, fart into the bottle and put the cork back on. Let the wine receive as many farts as you can possibly send it's way always putting the cork back on; it will absorb them. Once the mixture is ready, spread some holiday cheer by toasting with him; let him have some old fashioned arrse pinot noire while you toast with something else. That will show him what happens when he moons the whole office.
2006-12-02 00:13:13
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answered by White 7
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have everyone dress in prison like clothing, and stand in his office with bars of soap on the rope! LOL Anyone ever think about taking a pic of him while mooning you >>would make for a nice LARGE sized poster(maybe stick in his office)...Seriouslly I like he plug ideal, and some lube, wrapped in a nice package, or maybe even a nice hamster! LOL GoodLuck, have fun with this one,lol! Happy Holidays!
Around the hamsters neck , tie a note saying ...here something to go with your BUTT jokes..LOL I dont know be creative!
2006-12-02 07:55:02
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answered by Dont Call Me Your Friend! 2
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actually they did not have a bad idea...either that or take a picture of really big butts and make a web site for this guy telling the world how much he loves showing his tush...the other is a really good idea..the plug...you could give him one and tell him that if he enjoys his a** so much this will help him to enjoy it even more!
2006-12-02 08:41:39
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answered by tigerlily_catmom 7
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Well, I'll tell ya, every Christmas, growing up, my parents and aunt and uncle used to exchange a gag gift! Now, there's got a little gross, but one year, they gave my mom and dad a box filled with toenails!
2006-12-02 08:05:58
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answered by Anonymous
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A Lawn Gnome!
2006-12-02 08:10:19
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answered by Anonymous
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I would have everyone buy a pair of Christmas Boxers or other characters and wrap them up in a big box and say use them or else...
LOL
2006-12-02 07:52:53
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answered by LORI P 2
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A ping-pong paddle? lol! A cattle prod? A branding iron? Be creative.
2006-12-02 07:50:46
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answered by Anonymous
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Edible undies.
2006-12-02 07:51:15
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answered by Celebrity girl 7
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e-lax in his Brownies
when he pull down his pants he'll be in a one stall show
2006-12-02 07:49:08
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answered by wil_t52 6
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anti-flatulance underwear!
http://www.under-tec.com/index.php
2006-12-02 08:23:01
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answered by ? 1
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