1. Men are like . .. Laxatives.............They irritate the crap out
of you.
2. Men are like...... Bananas .............The older they get, the less
firm they are.
3. Men are like...... Weather ..............Nothing can be done to
change them.
4. Men are like...... Blenders..............You need One, but you're not
quite sure why.
5. Men are like.......Chocolate Bars.... Sweet, smooth, & they usually
head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .....Commercials....... You can't believe a word they
say.
7. Men are like ......Department Stores .... Their clothes are always
1/2 off.
8. Men are like .....Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long
to mature.
9. Men are like ..... Mascara ........... They usually run at the first
sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .........Popcorn ............. They satisfy you, but
only for a little while.
11. Men are like.........Snowstorms ....... You never know when they're
comin
2006-12-01 23:41:19 · 18 answers · asked by Static3 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So true - you get my Thumbs Up rating. The person who gave this to you really is a nice lady - but you're even better, cos you've shared it with us.
2006-12-02 01:29:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats good 10/10
2006-12-02 09:58:19 · answer #2 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not true of all men but just about sums up my ex, especially the laxative one, so true! lol
2006-12-02 08:02:00 · answer #3 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all of them r ture i got a tshirt thats say men r like commercial u carnt belive a word they say.
2006-12-02 07:52:53 · answer #4 · answered by shell 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! But, do you know why God gave women vaginas?
So men would talk to them.
2006-12-02 07:45:45 · answer #5 · answered by Stretchy McSlapNuts 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Its finally dawned on me,
We have MENtal illness,
MENstrual cramps
MEntal breakdown,
MENopause,
GUYnocologist, and HIS (HYS) erectomy
All womens problems begin with MEN
2006-12-02 09:16:33 · answer #6 · answered by christine p 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
11 good reasons !
2006-12-02 07:47:39 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like your everyday typical man to a tee!
2006-12-02 07:47:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very gd pmsl 10/10
2006-12-02 09:17:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha..i like the no4 men are like...blenders..you need one, but you're not quite sure why.....very true....
2006-12-02 07:59:26 · answer #10 · answered by Adele 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋