This one made me chuckle..
Priest: What is your sin child?
Girl: I confess father, I called a man a son-of-a-b*tch..
Priest: Why?
Girl: Father he touched me..
Priest: Like this???? (The priest then touches the girl...)
Girl: Yes!!!
Priest: But that is no reason to call a man a son-of-a-b*tch.
Girl: Yes, but then he stripped me naked..
Priest: Like this??? (The priest then rips the girl's clothes off.)
Girl: Yes!!!
Priest: But that is no reason to call a man a son-of-a-b*tch.
Girl: Yes but then he had sex with me..
Priest: Like this??? (The priest then has wild sex with her.)
Girl: Yes exactly like that!!
Priest: But that is no reason to call a man a son-of-a-b*tch.
Girl: But father he had genital herpees!!!
Priest: That son-of-a-b*tch!!!!!
2006-12-01
20:37:26
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