This one made me chuckle..
Priest: What is your sin child?
Girl: I confess father, I called a man a son-of-a-b*tch..
Priest: Why?
Girl: Father he touched me..
Priest: Like this???? (The priest then touches the girl...)
Girl: Yes!!!
Priest: But that is no reason to call a man a son-of-a-b*tch.
Girl: Yes, but then he stripped me naked..
Priest: Like this??? (The priest then rips the girl's clothes off.)
Girl: Yes!!!
Priest: But that is no reason to call a man a son-of-a-b*tch.
Girl: Yes but then he had sex with me..
Priest: Like this??? (The priest then has wild sex with her.)
Girl: Yes exactly like that!!
Priest: But that is no reason to call a man a son-of-a-b*tch.
Girl: But father he had genital herpees!!!
Priest: That son-of-a-b*tch!!!!!
2006-12-01 20:37:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This was just an 'eye rolley' laugh for me..
2006-12-01 20:37:53 · update #1
Morning! Made my eyes roll too.
2006-12-01 20:40:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good Joke. Made me Laugh
Here's another
Don't Give interview like this?
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Little Johnny : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Little Johnny : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up
Little Johnny : Bad.... Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Little Johnny : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Little Johnny : Insufficient! Don't Take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your Seat
Little Johnny : Clever! Don't take my Seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Little Johnny : You didn't say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Little Johnny : You Appoint me
Interviewer : ....!!!!!!!
BYE - Imtiyaz G
2006-12-01 20:44:45 · answer #2 · answered by Imtiyaz G 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It's almost as good as:
Man was having wild sex with a woman. Suddenly a car door slams and the woman informs the man that her husband is home. She pushes man in the closet.
When the door closes, a boy's voice says, "Sure is dark in here."
In the brief discussion that follows, the man is blackmailed into buying little johnny's baseball for $100.
A week later, same situation, same closet, and same little boy saying, "Sure is dark in here."
This time little Johnny sells his ball glove for $150 to the blackmailed man.
The next day, Johnny's dad tells little Johnny to get his glove and ball so they can play catch. Little Johnny admits he sold them. Johnny's dad is upset and tells little Johnny to go to confession.
When little johnny gets to church he steps in the confessional and says, "Sure is dark in here".
The priest yells, "Don't start that sh*t in here."
2006-12-01 20:46:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
hung over felt like cr.p, that made me feel a lot better, havnt laughed so much since much since the wife walked out
2006-12-01 20:43:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2006-12-01 20:39:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bloody priests, they should all be locked up lol
2006-12-01 20:43:31 · answer #6 · answered by pokerfacelad 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heheehehe funny one, that priest got what he deserved!
2006-12-01 20:54:23 · answer #7 · answered by Riderya 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that was funny! I'll give it a 10!
2006-12-01 20:41:12 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
awwwwwww LOL
2006-12-01 20:54:23 · answer #9 · answered by Jade 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha that was gr8
2006-12-01 20:44:19 · answer #10 · answered by adi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋