Entertainment & Music - 1 December 2006

A 70 yr old nun goes to see a ginacolgest. when the doctor is through checking her he says, everything looks alright except for one thing.
The Nun ask whats that? the dodcor said, Looks like you've got the crabs.
The Nun looks at him and says I can't have the crabs I'm a 70 yr old Nun. I've NEVER had sex. she is so upset she leaves his office and goes to another doctor. As he is checking her she tells him what the other doctor told her. He said Well the other doctor was wrong. Your cherry is so old you have FRUIT FLIES.

2006-12-01 21:54:35 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Situated in England approx 100 years ago, upper-class family-drama , in a mansion near coast, son goes to war (WW-I ?) and comes back handicapped, and (I think) his fiancee married his brother meanwhile. What is the name of this mini-series? Braodcasted a couple of years ago (5-15 years ago ?)

2006-12-01 21:51:26 · 5 answers · asked by rstadmr 1 in Television

... written music from the internet.
Preferable the music of popular songs, like Anastasia's 'Left Outside Alone'
FOR FREE?

2006-12-01 21:50:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

im buying a guitar that is just fitted with normal humbuckers but i want to fit it with active ones for that real bitchin metal tone but idont wanna buy a brand new guitar with them already fitted

2006-12-01 21:49:59 · 5 answers · asked by dave1029@btinternet.com 1 in Music

2006-12-01 21:47:24 · 5 answers · asked by verle may l 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-01 21:47:09 · 4 answers · asked by veeru r 1 in Movies

And what tracks can I find on them...

2006-12-01 21:46:53 · 3 answers · asked by Brendon B 2 in Music

2006-12-01 21:46:25 · 4 answers · asked by T.M. N 1 in Celebrities

it would be fantastic if you could find it, because i cant!

2006-12-01 21:46:13 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Whilst not the best acted soap in the world(!!), it was so bad last night that I had to laugh.

2006-12-01 21:46:10 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-12-01 21:46:00 · 5 answers · asked by icharp l 1 in Music

what happened to danny... full story please... i know he climbed up onto some building and jamie was with him... full story?

2006-12-01 21:44:29 · 3 answers · asked by ollie 2 in Television

the song is called you and i, it was wrote around the 1960s
i think. the singer was paul anka and a french girl singer
called something like marae mathua but i am not a very good speller sorry. i love this song and have even tried bear share but to no avail hope you can help me

2006-12-01 21:44:17 · 4 answers · asked by woodall44@btinternet.com 1 in Music

This is where you see him recovering on an outdoor lounge area towards the end. I also believe this is the same place as the lake in Star Wars Episode 5 "The Clone Wars" at the ending.

2006-12-01 21:42:32 · 1 answers · asked by Sun 2 in Movies

My current husband is a mechanic. He tore it up the first night and has been workingon it ever since.

2006-12-01 21:40:56 · 7 answers · asked by Jamie T 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-01 21:39:17 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-01 21:36:51 · 5 answers · asked by ANGELA M 1 in Music

2006-12-01 21:36:37 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

teacher: use the words green pink and yellow in a sentence
daniella: when the phone goes GREEN GREEN i PINK it up and say YELLOW

2006-12-01 21:35:12 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-01 21:34:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Your three choices for a date would be Fred, Barney, or Joe Rockhead; here is what each of the guys would want to do on the date:

Fred: would take you down to the quarry and sing to you.
Barney: would take you bowling so that you could watch him walk on his tippy-toes.
Joe Rockhead: would take you to a Water Buffalo Lodge Meeting where you would watch him play poker and smoke cigars.

Whom would you pick?

Remember, you would be wearing a 60's hairdo and a ragged leopard dress and no shoes; and there would be no romantic getaway prize like a chaperoned trip to Rockapulco!

So, chose carefully!

2006-12-01 21:33:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Please send it to my mail ID ie "meetsuni1212@yahoo.co.in"

2006-12-01 21:33:25 · 3 answers · asked by Mannu 1 in Music

none has ever been right for anyone i've known ever,gullible fools

2006-12-01 21:32:23 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Tom Turner would like to say hello.

2006-12-01 21:27:32 · 5 answers · asked by Tom T 1 in Celebrities

Three nuns were assigned to paint a room in a church. It was a really hot day and the nuns were getting really hot in those black clothes they wear so they took off all their clothes and went on painting naked. Later they heard a knock on the door....

"Who is it?????", The man who knocked replied, "I'm the blind man".

So, the nuns decided to let him in since he would not be able to see them. The nuns let him into the room.... The man then looked around the room, then looked at them and said, "nice t-ts sisters, where do you want the blinds?"

2006-12-01 21:25:43 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Please. Thanks!!

2006-12-01 21:25:31 · 4 answers · asked by Naomi 1 in Movies

birth date-23rd may
time-2.22a.m

2006-12-01 21:25:18 · 4 answers · asked by sucheta j 1 in Horoscopes

ONLY SEROUS ANSWERS

2006-12-01 21:25:03 · 2 answers · asked by livelegolas 1 in Music

bcoz i'm frustrated to see rock n roll dying.....can't bear it anymore....no one understands the music..the passion..the fun in it...........all that ppl wanna do is listen to gangsta rap and hip hop....which i don't understand????people listenin to the latter genre of music don't get to answer this question......

2006-12-01 21:24:59 · 4 answers · asked by ? 1 in Music

2006-12-01 21:19:48 · 18 answers · asked by Cannibal 4 in Jokes & Riddles