Entertainment & Music - 1 December 2006

Where does she get them all? A Website or something?

2006-12-01 23:03:40 · 6 answers · asked by blahblahblah 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Who would u say is your best / favourite killer in a movie??

2006-12-01 23:03:09 · 19 answers · asked by SpaceCowboy 2 in Movies

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her
five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you bas*a*ds who
want to get off, get the f**k off now, 'cause we're in a hurry!
And all of you bas*a*ds that are getting on, get the f**k on,
Cause we're going down the tracks..."The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and
stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train,
but I want you to use nice language."Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her
son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the trainplease remember to take
all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us
today and hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue,
"For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under
your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added..........
"For those of you who are pi**ed off about the TWO HOUR delay,
please see the fat bi*ch in the kitchen...."

2006-12-01 23:03:03 · 26 answers · asked by Pickles 2 in Jokes & Riddles

actually i think shes very attractive...and quiet sexy, from watching her on other movies, i think her real name is america? ...something what do you think?

2006-12-01 23:01:25 · 9 answers · asked by MDH1964 1 in Television

"How much will one cost?"
"One pound," replied the clerk in the hardware store.
"How much will twelve cost?"
"Two pounds."
"Okay, I'll take nine hundred and twelve."
"That will be three pounds."

What was the customer buying?

2006-12-01 22:59:03 · 11 answers · asked by nutymonky 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-01 22:58:09 · 10 answers · asked by prasanth 1 in Music

2006-12-01 22:56:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

listens to the news on the radio, jumps out the window committing suicide why?

2006-12-01 22:56:09 · 8 answers · asked by deb m 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-01 22:54:47 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

It was originally an English, Scottish and Irish joke.. But I don't wanna offend anyone..

There were 3 guys wanting to immigrate to america. So, they hid in 3 boxes on a plane.

A custom officer sees the 3 boxes and wonders what's inside.. He kicks the first one..

"Meow.. Meow.." A sound cam from the box.. 'A cat' Thought the officer..

Next box, "Woof.. Woof.." 'A dog' thought the officer..

And when he kicked the last box the 3rd guy goes.. "POTATOES.. POTATOES..!"

2006-12-01 22:54:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

position and if you didn't get it what do you think you did wrong at the interview not to get the position

2006-12-01 22:52:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-01 22:51:14 · 9 answers · asked by Nandu 1 in Music

A college professor at a medical school is about to give a lecture on what he knows is going to be a pretty boring topic. Involuntary muscle spasms. The prof tries to keep the class interested and asks a pretty woman in the front row "Young lady, do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?" The woman says "I don't know. He's probably out golfing with his friends".

2006-12-01 22:49:50 · 15 answers · asked by Commander 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Click on this link:-
http://www.screentestindia.com/faces/allchildsdetails.asp?reg=1005483

He is sooooooooooooooooooooooo cute!!!

2006-12-01 22:49:40 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I want to watch all the serials of star plus in internet

2006-12-01 22:48:09 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-12-01 22:46:23 · 10 answers · asked by virgo 1 in Horoscopes

2006-12-01 22:45:59 · 21 answers · asked by ♀guardian of angels♀ 3 in Polls & Surveys

This guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. It looks like a nice place, and he takes a seat at the bar.

"This is a nice place. I've never been here before," he says to the guy next to him.
"Oh, really?" the other replies. "It is a nice place. It's also a very special bar."
"Why is that?" the first guy asks. "Well, do you see that painting on the far wall? That's an original Van Gogh, and this stool I'm sitting on was on the Titanic."
"Gee, that's amazing!" says the first guy.
"Not only that, but you see that window over there, fourth from the right? Well, the wind does strange things outside that window. If you jump out you'll fall about 50 feet before the wind catches you and you're pushed back up."
"No way! That's impossible," the guy scoffs.
"Not at all. Take a look," the other man replies, and with that he walks over to the window and opens it. He climbs over the sill and falls out. He drops 10... 20... 30... 40...50 feet, comes to a stop, and whoosh -- he comes right back up and sails back through the window. "See? It's fun. You should try it," he says.
"Try it? I don't even believe I saw it!" the first man shouts.
"It's easy. Watch, I'll do it again." And with that, he falls out the window again. He drops 10... 20... 30... 40... 50 feet, comes to a stop, and whoosh -- he comes right back up and sails back through the window. "Give it a try. It's a blast," he says.
"Well, what the heck, I'll give it a try," the first man says, and proceeds to fall out the window. He falls 10... 20... 30... 40... 50...60...70...80...90... 100 feet and splat -- he ends up as road pizza on the sidewalk.
After watching this, the second guy casually closes the window, heads back to the bar and orders a drink. The bartender arrives with the drink and says, "You know, Superman, you're a real jerk when you're drunk."

2006-12-01 22:45:29 · 10 answers · asked by anitha 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-01 22:43:55 · 13 answers · asked by ® Espresso ® 4 in Polls & Surveys

what is the most unnerving rock lyric, mine is from The Jam "down in a tube station at midnight" the line is " they took the keys & shell think its me" each time i hear that my blood runs cold, any advances on that????????????????

2006-12-01 22:43:34 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-01 22:42:46 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I once quoted star trek in an essay using the harvard refrencing system.

Top that

2006-12-01 22:42:19 · 7 answers · asked by Eggman 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-01 22:41:22 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I would like to say it's only a joke..

This one's pretty funny.. But mean..

Michael Jackson goes on a cruise. It's a real nice ship, and everyone's having a good time. Then, they hit an iceberg.

So everyone starts racing over to the lifeboats. All the women get on them and all the men but some children are left behind..

One guy says, "Should we go back for the children..?"

The other replies, "Screw the childen!"

Michael says, "Do you think we have time?"

2006-12-01 22:40:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-01 22:38:06 · 8 answers · asked by suryaprakash_gour2000 1 in Movies

2006-12-01 22:38:05 · 7 answers · asked by Pradip R 1 in Celebrities

of rope for christmas it is to tie her wee pu5sy up to keep it were it should be ? what sort of rope should i buy?

2006-12-01 22:37:46 · 12 answers · asked by armaghmadman 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-01 22:37:06 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I really hate the kind with straight screaming the whole time. Can someone name me some older metal bands that were really popular or not popular but good. And some really bad ones (with the screaming nonstop)? Thanks.

2006-12-01 22:36:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-01 22:36:51 · 22 answers · asked by Juliet L 1 in Celebrities