It was originally an English, Scottish and Irish joke.. But I don't wanna offend anyone..
There were 3 guys wanting to immigrate to america. So, they hid in 3 boxes on a plane.
A custom officer sees the 3 boxes and wonders what's inside.. He kicks the first one..
"Meow.. Meow.." A sound cam from the box.. 'A cat' Thought the officer..
Next box, "Woof.. Woof.." 'A dog' thought the officer..
And when he kicked the last box the 3rd guy goes.. "POTATOES.. POTATOES..!"
2006-12-01 22:54:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yep, a Blonde
2006-12-02 04:50:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! I've heard it in a different version:
(No offense to any blondes out there)
A blonde,a brunette,and a red head r running from the cops and decide to hide in a barn. The brunette hides in a stack of hay,the redhead hides in the hayloft,and the blonde hides in a sack of potatoes.The police come in and move the hay around and the brunette says,"Meow,Meow".So the cops shine their lights in the hayloft and the redhead says"Woof,Woof".Sothe cops go and kick the sack of potatoes and the Blonde says"Potatoes,Potatoes".
Either way both versions r funny.
2006-12-02 08:44:07 · answer #2 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
never fails to make me laugh!!!
i giv it to u..
10/10!!
and listen to this one..
Theres a man and a woman in a house, the woman says to the man "Can you change the lightbulb?"
To which the man replies "Have I got ELECTRICIAN written across my forehead?"
The woman then says "Can you fix the stairs?"
The man replies "Have I got BUILDER written across my forehead?" and storms off to the pub.
When he returns, everything is fixed, the man says "What the hell happened here?"
The woman replies "A handsome young man came around and said he would fix everything for me and all I had to do was sleep with him or bake him a cake."
The man asks happily "So what cake did you bake him?"
The woman replies "Have I got Delia Smith written across my forehead!".
2006-12-02 07:22:15 · answer #3 · answered by Joanna! 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
could only be Irish I was driving in Ireland once and came acroos a sign Slow Town ahead
2006-12-02 07:00:31 · answer #4 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i had heard dat 1 but it still sounds sooooo funny. its evergreen 4 me. thanx 4 it . luv u!!!
2006-12-02 07:04:57 · answer #5 · answered by ToXiC 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That’s funny LOL!!!!!!!!!!! I would love to have you join my Yahoo Joke group! I need members who will participate more.
XOXO Heather
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TheJokeGallery2
2006-12-02 07:13:44 · answer #6 · answered by Twisted Vixen 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2006-12-02 06:56:52 · answer #7 · answered by wizkid!!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have heard this joke in a blonde version!
Still funny though! :)
2006-12-02 21:52:08 · answer #8 · answered by dana 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
awsm 9.9/10 lol
2006-12-02 06:58:56 · answer #9 · answered by abcd 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha very funny
2006-12-02 06:59:48 · answer #10 · answered by mr. x 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋