A college professor at a medical school is about to give a lecture on what he knows is going to be a pretty boring topic. Involuntary muscle spasms. The prof tries to keep the class interested and asks a pretty woman in the front row "Young lady, do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?" The woman says "I don't know. He's probably out golfing with his friends".
2006-12-01 22:49:50 · 15 answers · asked by Commander 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha very very funny
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2006-12-01 22:50:56 · answer #1 · answered by mr. x 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-01 22:51:31 · answer #2 · answered by GiGi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-01 22:55:13 · answer #3 · answered by stuck in korea 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-01 22:51:08 · answer #4 · answered by tumbleweed1954 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-02 03:05:50 · answer #5 · answered by JT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-01 22:54:05 · answer #6 · answered by wizkid!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhaaha! 11/10!
2006-12-01 22:52:45 · answer #7 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions.
"Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead".
"OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so pretty?"
GOD says, "So you would like them."
"OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them so beautiful?"
"So you would LOVE them", GOD replies.
The man ponders a moment and then asks, "But why did you make them such airheads?"
GOD says, "So they would love you!"
2006-12-01 22:55:03 · answer #8 · answered by daniel a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9. nice
2006-12-01 23:15:10 · answer #9 · answered by ladybaby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10!!!!!!
That’s funny LOL!!!!!!!!!!! I would love to have you join my Yahoo Joke group! I need members who will participate more.
XOXO Heather
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TheJokeGallery2
2006-12-01 23:15:46 · answer #10 · answered by Twisted Vixen 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋