A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her
five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you bas*a*ds who
want to get off, get the f**k off now, 'cause we're in a hurry!
And all of you bas*a*ds that are getting on, get the f**k on,
Cause we're going down the tracks..."The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and
stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train,
but I want you to use nice language."Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her
son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the trainplease remember to take
all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us
today and hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue,
"For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under
your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added..........
"For those of you who are pi**ed off about the TWO HOUR delay,
please see the fat bi*ch in the kitchen...."
2006-12-01 23:03:03 · 26 answers · asked by Pickles 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thumbs up 4 u lmao 10/10
2006-12-01 23:10:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Some Times Yes, In This Case No. Must Watch Too Much Hall's Kitchen, That Gordon Ramsey's A Moron!
2006-12-01 23:17:16 · answer #2 · answered by Paul R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. I have already heard that Joke and the boy was none other than our Little Johnny.
Here's one Joke For You
Blonde in a Circle
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a large truck. The driver was outraged and was eventually able to make her pull over.
He got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde in his most threatening voice, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!"
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!"
He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car.
When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face.
Now he's getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.
Now she's laughing.
The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets an extra can of diesel fuel, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.
He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!"
BYE - Imtiyaz G
2006-12-01 23:11:43 · answer #3 · answered by Imtiyaz G 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-16 11:28:39 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try travelling with Virgin. They seem to be the best of a bad bunch !
2006-12-01 23:51:42 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it!!
A lady rang her best friend who had a young son.
He answered the phone with the softest whisper.
The friend asked if she could speak to his mum.
"no" whispered the boy
"why not" she asked
"shes talking to the police" he whispered ever so softly.
"what are the police doing there" she asked
"They arrived shortly after the fire brigade" he replied
"oh my goodness" said the friend (very worried by now!)
"What are they all doing there?????"
"ssshhhhhh" he huffed
"they are looking for me........"
2006-12-01 23:11:55 · answer #6 · answered by blahblahblah 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gd 1 very funny.!! and for Imtiyaz G i have herd that 1 before funny though!!!
2006-12-02 00:26:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That isn't just funny but very clever. Keep them coming.
2006-12-01 23:08:08 · answer #8 · answered by kosum 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny !
2006-12-01 23:32:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That’s funny! I would love to have you join my Yahoo Joke group! I need members who will participate more.
XOXO Heather
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TheJokeGallery2
2006-12-01 23:06:36 · answer #10 · answered by Twisted Vixen 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋