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There is a new f---y wash for woman! Its made with cocain,deodorant,and kentucky fried chicken! It leaves your f---y high,dry and finger licking good.

2006-12-01 20:43:47 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

HAS NOBODY A SENSE OF HOMOUR I GOT A GOOD LAUGH FROM IT ITS A JOKE FOLKS

2006-12-01 22:08:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

MMM. OK. But that would taske like hell due to Cocain.

OK. I give you one joke

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator
and looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing
next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down
and says:
"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20-inch private, 3-pound left testicle, 3-pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.
The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice, the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured
I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.

I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a
20-inch private part, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle
weighs 3 pounds, and MY NAME IS TURNER BROWN."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Oh My God !
I thought you said, 'TURN AROUND!"

BYE - Imtiyaz G

2006-12-02 04:49:00 · answer #2 · answered by Imtiyaz G 4 · 0 0

Funny but sounds horrible!

I like the other joke in the answers here though!

2006-12-02 04:52:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Now who can do better ? Serves you right 1/10

2006-12-02 04:49:06 · answer #4 · answered by pokerfacelad 4 · 0 0

funny

2006-12-02 04:47:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I am laughing in this pic of me promise :)

2006-12-02 04:47:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

nonsense crap!. i never Xpected dat from u!!1

2006-12-02 04:48:11 · answer #7 · answered by ToXiC 3 · 0 0

not funny

2006-12-02 04:45:35 · answer #8 · answered by uatransporter 2 · 1 0

ha ha ha very very funny

2006-12-02 06:54:15 · answer #9 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0 0

that is real funny

2006-12-02 04:51:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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