busts through the door screaming to his wife- "I WON! I WON! I Hit the $12 million dollar lottery!!Start PACKIN', honey!" Wife says- "AHH! Should I pack for warm or cold weather?!" Guy says- "I don't give a rat's azz, I want you Outta here asap!"
2006-12-01 23:25:37 · 5 answers · asked by Fonzie T 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He's a crazy felow to send his wife out. Just think, when the Lottery says that he didnt win or it was a fraud ticket.
He must be a goat.
but, anyway it was funny.
Read this one
naughty little Johnny @ the class
During one of her daily classes, a teacher was trying to teach good manners,
asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
"What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I'm sorry,
but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at
the dinner table."
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your
good manners?"
I would say, "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to
meet after dinner."
BYE - Imtiyaz G
2006-12-01 23:32:15 · answer #1 · answered by Imtiyaz G 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
awww-poor wife, I heard this joke before but it was the wife who won...lol
2006-12-02 07:34:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That’s funny LOL!!!!!!!!!!! I would love to have you join my Yahoo Joke group! I need members who will participate more.
XOXO Heather
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TheJokeGallery2
2006-12-02 07:37:27 · answer #3 · answered by Twisted Vixen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! LOL! =D
2006-12-02 07:57:38 · answer #4 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ----lol----
2006-12-02 07:57:26 · answer #5 · answered by wil_t52 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋