All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would?happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood ,
"Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach,"
Because I process food and give all of you energy." ? "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes." ?? "I should be in charge," said the rectum,
"Because I'm responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery,
and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the
boss..
The Moral of the story?
The a*shole is usually in charge
2006-12-01 23:35:06 · 11 answers · asked by Static3 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL...I like it, it's both funny and true!!
2006-12-02 01:27:40 · answer #1 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW. That was a hilarious one. You deserve an award for that. What you said is true. All leaders are as sholes
OK. I'll tell you a Joke
Blondes Crossing Walk And Don't Walk
The traffic light wasn't working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so the dumb blonde stood with a large crowd of people waiting to cross, while a cop directed traffic. Finally, the cop blew his whistle, motioned to the crowd, and shouted, "Okay, pedestrians!" The swelling throng surged across Broadway, all except the blonde, who stayed on the corner.
When the walkers were safely on the other side of the street, the cop moved the cross traffic through the intersection. Half a minute later, he stopped the cars on Broadway and sent the 72nd Street traffic into motion. Again, he got around to the blonde's corner, where by this time she had again been joined by a crowd of people. "Tweeeeeeeet! Okay, pedestrians!" The crowd crossed the street, but again the blonde stayed put. She looked at her watch and tapped her foot as if she was in a hurry to get somewhere, but never budged from the sidewalk.
The cop ran the traffic through 7 more cycles, each time blowing his whistle and then yelling, "Okay, pedestrians!" The blonde never moved. Finally, after the cop yelled " Okay, pedestrians" for the 8th time, the blonde impatiently shouted across traffic, "Yo, Officer! Isn't it about time you let some of us Catholics cross?
BYE - Imtiyaz G
2006-12-02 07:39:21 · answer #2 · answered by Imtiyaz G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You Just Have To Take One Look At Bush, Blair & Some Russki Who No One Gives A £&*$ For Also To Know That Statement Is So True!
2006-12-02 07:47:00 · answer #3 · answered by Paul R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gd 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-02 09:15:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately, it's true !
2006-12-02 07:49:20 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! LOL! =D
2006-12-02 07:56:16 · answer #6 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like ur story.
2006-12-02 07:37:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
true very true
2006-12-02 07:45:13 · answer #8 · answered by wil_t52 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO....that is so true
2006-12-02 07:37:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha... That really is funny! Thanks for the laugh!!
2006-12-02 07:36:49 · answer #10 · answered by misery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋