Entertainment & Music - 3 December 2006

The moterpike and sidecarp

2006-12-03 23:36:44 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The music I'm finding is from Master of Mosquiton and Jigoku sensei Nube. Please don't suggest limewire or any other p2p sharing coz the I have already tried them and they still can't find it.

2006-12-03 23:36:32 · 2 answers · asked by healthyseven 1 in Comics & Animation

you need to use the spell checker for a specific word and it gives you 5 different spellings, how do you know which to use if you don't know how to spell it in the first place?

2006-12-03 23:35:09 · 10 answers · asked by Me 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-03 23:34:42 · 13 answers · asked by S&S 5 in Polls & Surveys

Due to the sad state of my love life,i have converted to Islam
My new name is Seldom Bin Layed

2006-12-03 23:32:46 · 18 answers · asked by carshalton70 3 in Jokes & Riddles

He has a hairy back and his puckering string is worn out...

2006-12-03 23:32:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my dogs really annoying should i set him on fire or throw pineapples at him

2006-12-03 23:32:06 · 8 answers · asked by chick douglas 3 in Polls & Surveys

if not ..... then what???

http://www.glossynews.com/artman/uploads/kermit_busted.jpg

2006-12-03 23:29:54 · 13 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

Look up his kilt and if he's got two Quarter Pounders he's a McDonald!

2006-12-03 23:29:03 · 13 answers · asked by Sir Sidney Snot 6 in Jokes & Riddles

machine head album burn my eyes is the most brutal, heaviest and amazing metal album ive ever heard... the riffs ary brutal form beginning to end, the drumming inspired the bass work aggressive beyond most u have ever heard... milestone in metal history... LET FREEDOM RING WITH A SHOTGUN BLAST!!!

2006-12-03 23:26:55 · 7 answers · asked by Metal up ur ass 2 in Music

to heaven,a wk later god re-appears & asks him how its going,man says the fags & drink were easy to give up but when my wife bent over to take the meat out of the freezer i could'nt resist i had to give her one there & then,god says oh they dont like that sort of thing in heaven, man replys they dont like it much in tesco either...

2006-12-03 23:26:49 · 23 answers · asked by firefly08 2 in Jokes & Riddles

to quit seeing Grassy, would you get more involved with him.

Do you always rebel and do everthing opposite from your mother?

2006-12-03 23:25:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn.
The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.

The old farmer told him he had buried them.

The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Lordy, were they ALL dead?"

The old farmer said, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them crooked politicians lie."

2006-12-03 23:25:45 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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2006-12-03 23:25:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-03 23:24:30 · 6 answers · asked by Hugh M 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Guys, I really need your help. I do doubt this 'LOTTO' thing. It says that I am the 999,999TH visitor in a site that's why I got prize-$2,087.56. I don't know wether it's real or not, but I have doubts about it. Will you guys help me?

2006-12-03 23:23:11 · 14 answers · asked by cassandra_mc16 1 in Polls & Surveys

A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next gasoline station and fill up. About 15 minutes later, he spots a Mobil station and pulls over to the high octane pump.

"What can I do for y'all?" asks the attendant. "Fill `er up with high test," replies the driver. While the attendant is filling up the tank, he's looking the car up and down. "What kinda car is this?" he asks. "I never seen one like it before." "Well," responds the driver, his chest swelling up with pride, "this, my boy is a 1999 Cadillac DeVille."

"What all's it got in it?" asks the attendant. "Well," says the driver, "it has everything. It's loaded with power steering, power seats, power sun roof, power mirrors, AM/FM radio with a 10 deck CD player in the trunk with 100 watts per channel, 8 speaker stereo, rack and pinion steering, disk brakes all around, leather interior, digital instrument package, and best of all,

2006-12-03 23:23:03 · 13 answers · asked by GS 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-03 23:22:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I believe I'm that person in my family ... hahhahaaha

2006-12-03 23:21:47 · 16 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

A woman was walking through the park when a gorgeous, naked man ran past, followed closely by two nurses and another carrying a bucket of sand. Just behind her was another nurse with two buckets of sand and totally breathless. Panting and clutching her sides she stopped. The woman was curious and asked what was going on. ‘That man, he’s a patient, he’s being treated for an insatiable sexual appetite’, the nurse explained, ‘but at least once a week he escapes from the hospital and we’re trying to catch him’. The woman nodded and said “Oh I understand that, but why the two buckets of sand?” ‘Well’ said the nurse, ‘This is my handicap as I caught him last time’

2006-12-03 23:20:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A guy comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger fcuking his wife. He says, "What the hell are you two doing?" His wife turns to the stranger and says, "I told you he was stupid."

2006-12-03 23:19:12 · 9 answers · asked by GS 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-03 23:19:07 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-03 23:19:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" the old man replied, "yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!"

2006-12-03 23:17:34 · 15 answers · asked by skimboardergal6 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-03 23:14:43 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

box or soft pack

2006-12-03 23:13:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i saw only one episode so i don't remember much. i still remember the main character is a yellow hair girl and a black hair girl. their enemy are aliens shaped like teddy bear. what i remember most was the ending song. it sang by a puppy! and there's a interpreter that translate what it sang. what's the title of this anime and how much episodes? i want to watch it again. thx

2006-12-03 23:12:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

And you were given the option to be amongst the first settlers....would you go?

2006-12-03 23:12:01 · 13 answers · asked by salstick 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-03 23:10:58 · 6 answers · asked by cody l 1 in Music

2006-12-03 23:10:22 · 10 answers · asked by cody l 1 in Music