A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" the old man replied, "yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!"
2006-12-03 23:17:34 · 15 answers · asked by skimboardergal6 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wonderful....thanks for the morning laugh!! Have a great day!
2006-12-03 23:21:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, it's kinda cute...but I have to ask...WTF does a 70 yr old couple with no teeth care if he has a sperm count or not?
2006-12-03 23:25:05 · answer #2 · answered by ~LAX Mom~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An excellent example of what can happen when people don't ensure that they've clarified their terms of reference.
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Oh, sorry, I'm wrong. It's utter shite.
2006-12-03 23:23:59 · answer #3 · answered by Minmi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao, Yeah its funny!
2006-12-03 23:19:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep thats funny
2006-12-03 23:42:24 · answer #5 · answered by 100% me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i think so.because the listner expects to find one thing and he finds out something different.
2006-12-03 23:23:14 · answer #6 · answered by dulanka k 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES, BUT I HEARD IT ABOUT 10 YEARS AGO.
2006-12-03 23:21:42 · answer #7 · answered by Michelle F 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-12-04 00:54:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it is funny yes. lol.
2006-12-03 23:20:34 · answer #9 · answered by green eyes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! LOL! =D
2006-12-03 23:20:00 · answer #10 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋