A woman was walking through the park when a gorgeous, naked man ran past, followed closely by two nurses and another carrying a bucket of sand. Just behind her was another nurse with two buckets of sand and totally breathless. Panting and clutching her sides she stopped. The woman was curious and asked what was going on. ‘That man, he’s a patient, he’s being treated for an insatiable sexual appetite’, the nurse explained, ‘but at least once a week he escapes from the hospital and we’re trying to catch him’. The woman nodded and said “Oh I understand that, but why the two buckets of sand?” ‘Well’ said the nurse, ‘This is my handicap as I caught him last time’
2006-12-03 23:20:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hmmmm! Things like that don't go on in my hospital! I'm a nurse! I wish they did though!!
2006-12-03 23:26:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting technique. It certainly falls outside the approach we take at our referral centre.
How effective is is, if I may ask?"
2006-12-04 07:25:50 · answer #2 · answered by Minmi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i work at a hospital and the nurses are always chasing me
i wish
2006-12-04 07:36:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
and friends this story is true i was that man i wish great joke 9/10
2006-12-04 07:25:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Very Funny,
2006-12-04 07:23:57 · answer #5 · answered by babu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it.
2006-12-04 07:26:07 · answer #6 · answered by Hugh M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-12-04 07:25:17 · answer #7 · answered by Polo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I also work in a clinic. but alas they chase me away. :(
2006-12-04 07:44:14 · answer #8 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2006-12-04 09:18:37 · answer #9 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! LOL! =D
2006-12-04 07:24:09 · answer #10 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋