The Afterlife
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and
inform
the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there
was no
afterlife.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to
his
word he made contact, "Mary. Mary."
"Is that you, Fred?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast,
off to
the golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have
sex
twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then
sex
pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then
have
sex until late at night. The next day it starts again."
"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven."
"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Basildon."
2006-12-03 23:58:13 · 17 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha hah , Essex rabbits we'r the best !!
2006-12-04 01:19:47 · answer #1 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard of the saying "like a rabbit from hole to hole"
and this proves it's truth!
he he!
Funny one!
2006-12-04 08:09:54 · answer #2 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pass me the carrots !
2006-12-04 11:42:50 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaaHaaa thats good
2006-12-04 08:11:06 · answer #4 · answered by carshalton70 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's one:
a woman asks her friend if there was a way to get attention from her husband who was very attached to his mother. her friend took her shopping as a solution.
that night when the woman's husband came home, she was in their bedroom wearing sexy, black lingerie.
her husband starts crying and asks, " how did my mum die?"
2006-12-04 08:01:21 · answer #5 · answered by al 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
now thats what they call fcuking like rabbits
2006-12-04 08:04:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
randy little bunny now thats what i would call a good afterlife
2006-12-04 10:41:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha LMFAO. Here's one,
why do black widow spiders kill their man after mating?......to stop the snoring before it starts.....
2006-12-04 08:04:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
big thumbs up loved that one
2006-12-04 08:24:25 · answer #9 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
poor fella
lol
2006-12-04 08:19:55 · answer #10 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋