A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they all fly away with the first gun shot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then Little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone"
To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on......... but I like your thinking."
2006-12-06 16:07:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this little johnny doesnt sound so little, he can easily outsmart the teacher...good joke!
2006-12-10 01:59:05 · answer #1 · answered by sueet2b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very well. Reminds me of the time Little Johnny used to be requested to provide an instance of a sentence utilizing the phrase 'contagious'. After considering for a whilst he mentioned "Last Friday I used to be stood on the entrance gate with my Dad while the person around the street bought a supply of speedy drying cement, however need to have forgotten as he'd long gone away for the weekend. My Dad mentioned 'It'll take that c*nt a long time to shift that!' "
2016-09-03 11:06:44 · answer #2 · answered by cerenzia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amazing, Little Johnny is brilliant!
2006-12-06 16:14:06 · answer #3 · answered by Barely 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny is a genius! lol.....great joke!!
2006-12-06 17:25:54 · answer #4 · answered by Jaybird21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep, that Johnny is Something Else!! LOL.
2006-12-07 01:44:00 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one, I haven't heard it before
2006-12-06 16:11:02 · answer #6 · answered by Melisa H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a cute one I liked it. lol.
2006-12-11 08:39:39 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes but what if the ring was fake.
2006-12-06 16:20:40 · answer #8 · answered by likeablerabbit_loose 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! That's cute.
2006-12-06 16:09:33 · answer #9 · answered by Curiosity Killed the Cat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute....
2006-12-06 16:40:52 · answer #10 · answered by SunShineBabe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋