2006-12-06 16:14:00 · 6 answers · asked by Stace 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Horoscopes
Aries
Mar21 - Apr 19
You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You are a prick.
Taurus
Apr 20 - May 20
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and will work like hell. You are stubborn and bullheaded and will not accept advice from others. Most Taurus's play with themselves.
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little leading people to conclude that you are cheap.
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
You are sympathetic and understanding to others peoples problems. They think you are a sucker. On the other hand, you are always putting things off, and that is why you never get anything done.
Leo
July 23 - Aug 22
You consider yourself a born leader while others think you are pushy Most Leo's are bullies by nature. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance causes friction with others.
Virgo
Aug 23 - Sept 22
You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nitpicking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while making love. Virgos make excellent IRS agents.
Libra
Sept 23 - Oct 22
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male you are most likely gay. Most Libra women are considered easy. Changes of employment lead to are expected because of your inability to cope.
Scorpio
Oct 23 - Nov 21
You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You achieve the pinnacle of success because of your lack of ethics. You are the perfect son of a *****. Most Scorpios are socially retarded.
Sagitarius
Nov 22 - Dec 21
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You are have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent. The majority of Sagittarians are substance abusers. People laugh at you a great deal because you are always getting screwed.
Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You don't do much of anything and are considered lazy. There has never been a Capricorn of any real importance. Capricorns should avoid standing still for long periods of time as they tend to attract pigeons.
Aquarius
Jan 20-Feb 18
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive . You lie a great deal. On the other hand you are inclined to be careless and impractical causing you to make the same mistakes repeatedly. To the casual observer you appear stupid.
Pisces
Feb 19 - Mar 20
You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed. You have a minor influence over your associates and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and class.
2006-12-06 18:02:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your horoscope for 12/06/06:
Today it will seem as though the whole world is in love with you or the idea of you. It seems as if you are the person with all the answers and everyone will keep you busy today with questions, casual chatter, or just generally wanting to be close to you. Of course, the fact that Hell will also freeze over today is probably just coincidence. Wear an extra layer of clothes today.
2006-12-06 16:36:37 · answer #2 · answered by jay_fox_rok_god 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea duh it is easy you just say that whoever you want to do this to but do you want it to be mean or funny o.k. well you tell that person that you read therer horascope and that they have to ask the girl or guy out that they like and then you tell them if not than they will never get the chance again
2006-12-07 09:15:11 · answer #3 · answered by rebeca h 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a leo person is crushing on you.and a virgo person wants to get down wit you.
2006-12-06 16:24:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
say that they will be chased by flying forks
2006-12-06 16:44:34 · answer #5 · answered by K.J. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are all fake.
2006-12-06 16:17:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋