Entertainment & Music - 6 December 2006

funny or not?

There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late.
"When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral s e x she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home."

One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral s e x she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that he's home so late.

"Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks.

"I was was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on the couch tonight, 'cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom."

2006-12-06 16:52:50 · 11 answers · asked by ♣valentine melons♣ 4 in Jokes & Riddles

How do you think Heroes is going to stop the guy from blowing up NYC?

2006-12-06 16:52:39 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-12-06 16:52:23 · 5 answers · asked by EL MAGNIFICO 2 in Music

You are out of gas and your food and drink only can last for 1 meal. The temperature will drop to low 20s at night.
There is no cell phone reception in the mountain area.
There are literally NO other cars in the same route.
How would you handle this situation and manage to survive?

2006-12-06 16:51:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It's weird. I dunno why they're up in the sky for a few weeks and they start tumbling.

2006-12-06 16:51:30 · 1 answers · asked by Lyrical Lie 5 in Polls & Surveys

The most romantic evening ever?
There has to be a few romantics out there yet!

2006-12-06 16:51:19 · 7 answers · asked by serenitie51 3 in Polls & Surveys

is this guy good looking?

http://gerihayden.free.fr/codes/paul/2fast/premiere04.jpg

2006-12-06 16:50:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-12-06 16:50:45 · 9 answers · asked by Jessica Rabbit 3 in Polls & Surveys

I have a 16 year old son that goes to high school. He really doesn't share a lot of his personal life with me. I was wondering if someone has any stratagies in figuring out what type of bands he's into. I want to buy him a CD and a t-shirt for Christmas

2006-12-06 16:50:17 · 8 answers · asked by drinkyourself 1 in Music

From Lost

Season3, ep1 = downtown
Season3, ep5 = funeral song (col's)

My aunty has asked me to get her these songs, and this is the only information she has given me.. Im from Australia.

Anyhelp would be great.

2006-12-06 16:50:02 · 3 answers · asked by ca4btts 3 in Music

Is this show addictive or what?

2006-12-06 16:49:37 · 3 answers · asked by Noclue 3 in Television

2006-12-06 16:49:27 · 48 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Does Tyra Banks get on your nerves? Is she in love with herself?

2006-12-06 16:49:25 · 15 answers · asked by xovenusxo 5 in Television

Im in Canada and its 10:50 pm here

2006-12-06 16:49:24 · 26 answers · asked by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 in Polls & Surveys

4 a project

2006-12-06 16:48:22 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-06 16:46:26 · 14 answers · asked by munesliver 6 in Polls & Surveys

That dude looks the same that he did 20 years ago.

2006-12-06 16:46:08 · 16 answers · asked by Roger Dodger 1 in Movies

any guess how much per?My wife bet me that deal/ no deal cost more, I said no way- Those barbie bimbos work for free I'm sure , Howie is a nobody.. AMz Race seems like a logistical nightmare to organize, She is sure that the airline/sponsor plugs throughout the show cover most of the costs, well don't know bout that

2006-12-06 16:45:54 · 4 answers · asked by gentltailya 2 in Television

i need to leave for about an hour. can one of you come and fill in for me.? all you have to do is answer the phone. we have 5 lines. you will be dealing with alot of hysterical people that need help. do you know what my job is?

2006-12-06 16:44:58 · 23 answers · asked by rhonda3826 5 in Polls & Surveys

This Christmas is only me & my 13 1/2 yo kid. My estranged husband will be away with his highly paid mistress.

I want my kid to be happy disregarding the family situation. Any suggestions: for food, surprises, presents, ideas

2006-12-06 16:44:12 · 6 answers · asked by Angel Girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 16:44:03 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

My stupid friend had a bowel movement in my backseat, what can I use to make him clean it with?

2006-12-06 16:43:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ya know the book by s.e. hinton???? my boyfriend and my uncle are driveing me crazy over this, they can't remember their names. there was pony boy, darie, jonny, and that is all they can remember. please help me. lol peace

2006-12-06 16:42:56 · 4 answers · asked by Mrs.Me 3 in Comics & Animation

2006-12-06 16:42:00 · 29 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 16:41:32 · 34 answers · asked by Dragon Boy 1 in Polls & Surveys

She is more beautiful than other black women I know. They wish they can be like her.

2006-12-06 16:40:55 · 20 answers · asked by savannahfast 1 in Celebrities

2006 MOST FAVOURITE WEDDING

2006-12-06 16:40:52 · 6 answers · asked by JackScenes 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 16:40:47 · 10 answers · asked by cking_pOise... 4 in Polls & Surveys

who is your favorite actor and actress. my favorite actor is johnny depp and actresses is probably kate winslet.

2006-12-06 16:40:05 · 9 answers · asked by ulamciadilaucurats 2 in Movies

look first of all i am not jelouse of her because everyone i meet say i look like her but wat is it that she haves that a lot of guys like us i mean we r not all that theres better girls way better i think i dont get it?please explain guys?

and no dont even think about it i am a minor!

2006-12-06 16:40:04 · 5 answers · asked by jsdahfj 2 in Celebrities