Entertainment & Music - 6 December 2006

I'm asking about the two new episodes shown today on cbs. I'm also wondering when the rest of these new episodes will be shown and what chanel?

2006-12-06 17:04:21 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons.

Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the family's only cow was lying dead in the field. The situation looked hopeless to her -- how could she possibly continue to feed her family now?

In a depressed state of mind, she hung herself. When the husband awoke to find his wife dead, as well as the cow, he too began to see the hopelessness of the situation, and he shot himself in the head.

Now the oldest son woke up to discover his parents dead (and the cow!), and he decided to go down to the river and drown himself.

When he got to the river, he discovered a mermaid sitting on the bank. She said, "I've seen all and know the reason for your despair. But if you will have sex with me five times in a row, I will restore your parents and the cow to you."

The son agreed to try, but after four times, he was simply unable to satisfy her again. So the mermaid drowned him in the river.

Next the second oldest son woke up. After discovering what had happened, he too decided to throw himself into the river.

The mermaid said to him, "If you will have sex with me ten times in a row, I will make everything right." And while the son tried his best (seven times!), it was not enough to satisfy the mermaid, so she drowned him in the river.

The youngest son woke up and saw his parents dead, the dead cow in the field, and his brothers gone. He decided that life was a hopeless prospect, and he went down to the river to throw himself in.

And there he also met the mermaid. "I have seen all that has happened, and I can make everything right if you will only have sex with me fifteen times in a row."

The young son replied, "Is that all? Why not twenty times in a row?"

The mermaid was somewhat taken aback by this request. Then he said, "Hell, why not twenty-five times in a row?" And even as she was reluctantly agreeing to his request, he said, "Why not THIRTY times in a row?"

Finally, she said, "Enough!! Okay, if you will have sex with me thirty times in a row, then I will bring everybody back to perfect health." Then the young son asked, "Wait! How do I know that thirty times in a row won't kill you like it did the cow?"

2006-12-06 17:02:47 · 10 answers · asked by ♣valentine melons♣ 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-06 17:02:25 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I MEAN SLEEP U PERV!

2006-12-06 17:02:13 · 21 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

Go To Youtube and search Tip Toe Through the Tulips then Anwser!

2006-12-06 17:02:06 · 2 answers · asked by zman1687 1 in Music

2006-12-06 17:01:48 · 37 answers · asked by sly r 2 in Comics & Animation

what kind of production studio is good for some who wants 2 make sick beats and produce their own music? Ive seen production studios and keyboards on samash.com but what is good for me?

2006-12-06 17:01:16 · 1 answers · asked by Chris 1 in Music

2006-12-06 17:00:55 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-06 16:59:52 · 2 answers · asked by Anna 1 in Magazines

Or who...

2006-12-06 16:59:14 · 49 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 16:59:03 · 5 answers · asked by sly r 2 in Comics & Animation

Got the blues tonight...

2006-12-06 16:59:03 · 10 answers · asked by munesliver 6 in Polls & Surveys

Mines is polls and surveys.

2006-12-06 16:58:50 · 12 answers · asked by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 in Polls & Surveys

I was only scared once because the guest of honor look like a totally different person. I mean to the point where I questioned if it was the right person or if they had a mix up.

2006-12-06 16:58:38 · 15 answers · asked by High? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 16:57:57 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Enough to give tons of people thumbs down?

2006-12-06 16:57:45 · 19 answers · asked by Im_tired 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 16:57:20 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Pantera Rose Fox, or , Justice Reign Fox.
Do you have a better one? Tell me.
This if for a Baby Girl.

2006-12-06 16:57:00 · 23 answers · asked by Jessica Rabbit 3 in Polls & Surveys

TONIGHT?

2006-12-06 16:56:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm a stair person.

2006-12-06 16:56:29 · 20 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 16:56:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 16:56:23 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-06 16:56:03 · 49 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

Good:

Bad:

2006-12-06 16:55:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 16:55:22 · 24 answers · asked by lilaznpunker182 1 in Music

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.

3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.

4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.

5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

6. Dogs do not play games with you-except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw.)

7. You can train a dog.

8. Dogs are easy to buy for.

9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.

10. Dogs understand what "no" means.

11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

2006-12-06 16:54:24 · 11 answers · asked by Mary 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Who was the last performer to appear at the Ryman Auditorium
and the first to perform on stage at the Opry's new home,
in Opryland, Nashville,

2006-12-06 16:54:22 · 2 answers · asked by john h 7 in Music

Also please write down how your song was used in teh musical: To help move the story forward, reveal the emotion of a character, or was it just entertaining? Why did you choose it?

2006-12-06 16:54:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-12-06 16:54:05 · 3 answers · asked by Jessica Rabbit 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 16:53:13 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys