Can you tell me a funny story to cheer me up?

Question

Got the blues tonight...

LMAO!!I'm feeling so much btetter ((HUGS))

Answer 1

I was in Michael's with my kids shopping for stuff to replenish the craft cabinet on a very busy Saturday afternoon. They had just rearranged the store and nothing was where it used to be, so we decided to divide and conquer to save time. Well, I met up with my daughter and together we were looking for my son when he suddenly yells excitedly across the store to me, "MOM! I'VE GOT STYROFOAM BALLS!!!" If only you could have seen the look on his face when he realized what he'd just said! Cheer up! This too shall pass!

Answer 2

BABY MONKEY STORY

hope u like it

Once there was a small baby monkey stranded on a small island.
There was nothing on this island except dry grass and a single coconut tree with many coconuts.
One hot day, the dry grass caught fire.

The fire spread quickly and soon the whole island was on fire. To escape fire
the small baby monkey climbed up the coconut tree but the wind was strong and
the fire were quickly working its way towards the tree.

By now the tree and the monkey were surrounded by fire. The question now is,
WHAT SHOULD THE SMALL BABY MONKEY DO TO ESCAPE THE FIRE????


C'mon guess what the answer is??

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If a big monkey like you doesn't know the answer, How do you expect a small baby
monkey to know........

Answer 3

My fiance has had the flu for the past week. He finally made it to work today after being gone for two days. He came home early, used the computer, had his dinner, watched a little tv, then fell asleep on the couch about 8 p.m. He normally stays up until anywhere between 11 and 1, but he has been sick, so he is wore out. Anyway, I went to get him to go to bed so he wouldn't sleep on the couch all night (I don't sleep well when he isn't there). He started talking in his sleep!! He has NEVER done that before!

I told him he needed to get up and go to bed, and I was gently shaking him. He said 'the fence is up.' I said 'what? what fence?' He said 'the one over there.' I laughed and told him again he needed to go to bed. He then said 'I don't got any!' It took me nearly 5 minutes to wake him up! I told him what he said and he couldn't believe it! I am still laughing over that one!

Answer 4

This isn't really a story, but its something that happened today that was embarrassing at school. Ok, so I am writing a script for a video we have to do in class on not doing drugs, alcohol, that sort of thing. I am reading through it to myself in the art history class, and listening to my iPod. I read this one line, "he-eh-lo ladieeessss!" to myself silently. Or so I thought. I had my ipod on and apparently said it loud enough to be heard. All these girls stopped talking immediately and turned around and just stared at me. I tried to pass it off but just stuttered and sounded like an idiot. It was terrible. Hope this helps.

Answer 5

was camping and careless you know how fun is we were driving to town and someone said hey what is sticking out your leg it was my undies had to much woohoo or not enough joojoo not sure hope that helped i am busting lmao good campin trip didnt scare the animals think they are still laughing too

Answer 6

What is midget with fourty lbs ball called... Half nuts i always laugh at that no matter how many times i say it being a lil person and all just gets me tickled

Answer 7

Once, I was in front of my crush (at the time) and I was at a coworkers desk. He said something funny and I laughed so hard that my head went forward. Unfortunately, my coworker had a big bottle of lotion on her desk with one of those pumps. My head hit it and I squirted lotion all over my sweater.

Feel better!

Answer 8

One morning waking up I hear my 3 year old in the bedroom she's calling "Daddy" but I want to sleep so she climbs on the bed then jumps on top of me and (of course unintentionally) nails me right in the crouch. I was laughing but in extreme pain.

Answer 9

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day my fiance's little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.

With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

"The moral of this story is:"

"Always keep your condoms in your car."

Answer 10

so i went outside and i caught a pikachu...