Entertainment & Music - 6 December 2006

2006-12-06 17:57:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I like Willem Dafoe

2006-12-06 17:56:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

what could i get out of u?

2006-12-06 17:55:18 · 14 answers · asked by MineNOTyours 1 in Polls & Surveys

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
Unknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband
came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now
has company.

Boy: "Dark in here. "

Man: "Yes it is. "

Boy: "I have a baseball. "

Man: "That's nice. "

Boy: "Want to buy it? "

Man: "No, thanks. "

Boy: "My dad's outside. "

Man: "OK, how much? "

Boy: "$250. "

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover
are in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here. "

Man: "Yes, it is. "

Boy: "I have a baseball glove. "

Man: "How much? "

Boy: "$750. "

Man: "Fine. "

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go
outside and toss the baseball.
" The boy says, "I can't. I sold them. " The father asks, "How much did
you sell them for? " The son says, "$1, 000. " The father says, "That's
terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than
those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you
confess. "

They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the little
boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here. "

The priest says, "Don't start that **** again"

2006-12-06 17:54:25 · 9 answers · asked by nydiva28 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-06 17:54:19 · 3 answers · asked by jessiejag2003 2 in Television

2006-12-06 17:53:32 · 15 answers · asked by ? 2 in Music

There's a couple going at it for the first time. After a while the
guy asks the woman to open her legs a little wider. She does and they
continue. A few minutes go by and he asks her again, "Open your legs a little wider". She does. Again, he says, "A little wider, Honey."
The woman starts getting pissed off but she does it.
When he once again asks, "Can you open them just a little wider?"
She finally yells, "What are you trying to do, get your balls in
too?" He says, "No. I'm trying to get them out."

2006-12-06 17:53:25 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-06 17:52:58 · 8 answers · asked by crzyxc255 2 in Music

2006-12-06 17:52:36 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hi Petunia, always good to see your words of wisdom early in the morning!

2006-12-06 17:52:30 · 7 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

Paul returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Alma that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.
Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.
Six hours later, Paul went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?"
Alma agrees and again they make love.
Later, Paul is getting into bed when he realised he now had only eight hours of life left.
He touched Alma's shoulder and said,
"Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die."
She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.
Paul, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours.
He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up.
"Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?"
His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said,
"Listen Paul, I have to get up in the morning! You don't!!"

2006-12-06 17:50:58 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-06 17:50:51 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 17:49:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 17:48:02 · 14 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

no oldies songs please.. it would be nice if the songs start from the 90's up. thank u!

2006-12-06 17:47:45 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

There's so much rubbish floating around, generic branded candy pop masquerading as something different. These chumps with number one singles these days haven't got as much talent as Jimi Hendrix had in his left foot. What do y'all think of that? And does that just make the good stuff that much better?

2006-12-06 17:47:42 · 9 answers · asked by bobstar 1 in Music

2006-12-06 17:47:34 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm not a Clay Aiken fan and I don't dislike him either, but I feel as though he was wrong for putting his hand over Kelly's mouth. You just don't do that to people you don't know. She didn't know where his hand had been and anything could've happened. He could've had something on his hand that could've broke her face out or something. Was it something that could've been dealt with off the air? Yes. Did she overreact a little bit? Maybe, but to be honest, I probably would've went off on him, too, I don't care who he is.

2006-12-06 17:46:57 · 12 answers · asked by latchargray 2 in Television

2006-12-06 17:45:53 · 2 answers · asked by Jaime C 1 in Television

Will you do the same to your children?

2006-12-06 17:45:20 · 24 answers · asked by munesliver 6 in Polls & Surveys

Why do people always refer to a "mothers love", why not ever a "fathers love" ?
Dont fathers love their children just as much?
Is it just a figure of speech or is it literal?

2006-12-06 17:45:09 · 14 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

For those of you using Yahoo chatrooms. If you are inside a room are you able to follow a user? I have the latest version of messenger and it doesn't let me do that although the option is there. I used to be able to do it on previous versions. If you use the rooms you know what I am talking about.

2006-12-06 17:43:50 · 2 answers · asked by DragonHeart18 4 in Other - Entertainment

Except "Home Alone", lol

2006-12-06 17:42:25 · 34 answers · asked by angel 5 in Movies

(even I am rollin' my eyes on this Q!)
=)
thanx~

2006-12-06 17:42:15 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I hope it wasn't the last episode. Thanks!

2006-12-06 17:42:12 · 2 answers · asked by whrldpz 7 in Television

I have never understood the whole KISS thing. I have always listened to rock n roll but have always thought of KISS as a fake band like the Archies. Did the band play their own insturments or hire studio people. I heard the song Beth today and found it to be terrible. Please help me with this one. Gene Simmons I find utterly revolting.

2006-12-06 17:41:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-06 17:41:54 · 11 answers · asked by ck 5 in Polls & Surveys

Laughing is so infectious........I laugh at almost anything because i love being happy!
The wackier the answer.......the better!
I hope your'e laughing when you are thinking of your answer to this Q!
Have a great day and remember to laugh at least 20 times during it.

2006-12-06 17:41:33 · 12 answers · asked by crazeeladee no more 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-06 17:37:28 · 9 answers · asked by diamondg4u2c 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-12-06 17:36:46 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys