Entertainment & Music - 6 December 2006

Ok so this guy is sitting at a restruant eating when he finds a hair in his hamburger. He calls the waiter "Waiter I demand to see who is making the hamburgers!" She takes him behind the counter and he sees the chef squishing the meat between his armpits. So he says "Eww that's disgusting" the waiter says "You think that's disgusting wait to you see him make the doughnuts!"

Back in the day there were two things open late at night, the whore house and the hospital. Well when this kid came in late one night his mother asked him where he had been and he replied "Well I wasn't at the hospital"

2006-12-06 17:33:30 · 13 answers · asked by Careatha 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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Are you capable of a capital offense?

hmm?
thanx~

2006-12-06 17:33:27 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If you were a kitchen utensil, which one and WHY?

This is an interview question I'm glad I've never gotten because I don't know what I would say. The spork is cool, but that's probably not something you want to say symbolizes you in an interview. Most people say spatula or spoon because they're so versatile & functional. I'm raking my mind for something realy original- nothing yet, so I'm sure all you guys will have some exciting ideas.

2006-12-06 17:33:24 · 14 answers · asked by Loves Papillons 3 in Polls & Surveys

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How many are U?

Are you full of what????????

2006-12-06 17:33:12 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Does anyone else get burnt out, annoyed, or depressed by continual Christmas music?

I've a few rock stations in my area that for some reason, go to an all Christmas music format from Thanksgiving until Christmas night. 24-7 melodies, from Silent Night to Jinglebell Rock. I'm no Grinch or Scrooge, but it drives me friggin' nuts! Gimme my PINK FLOYD and JIM MORRISON!!

(happy holidays)

2006-12-06 17:32:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Why does Oprah put herself on her magazine EVERY month. Doesn't she have enough pictures of herself yet?

2006-12-06 17:32:49 · 18 answers · asked by kyletexas_123 2 in Magazines

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What were you doing at this same time last year?

not exact, just generally.

2006-12-06 17:31:56 · 17 answers · asked by munesliver 6 in Polls & Surveys

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TWO FAT LADIES.......or TWO HOT TAMALES????

Anyone else MISS THEM ALL....I MISS THEM ALL

>>:((

2006-12-06 17:31:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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do you dislike it when?

some one makes an example out of you?

2006-12-06 17:31:17 · 23 answers · asked by experiMENTAL bunny 6 in Polls & Surveys

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How can a paraplegic get a job as a stand up comedian?

2006-12-06 17:31:07 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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What's the weirdest edible thing to put chocolate on?

2006-12-06 17:30:49 · 11 answers · asked by High? 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Where can I find free sheet music, for Mary Did You Know? and Carol of the Bells?

2006-12-06 17:30:36 · 2 answers · asked by Leo 1 in Music

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Do you blow bubbles?

2006-12-06 17:30:08 · 19 answers · asked by cking_pOise... 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you have multiple files for your thoughts?

2006-12-06 17:28:54 · 10 answers · asked by cking_pOise... 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Is Beyonce really 25?

There's a rumor that she is really 32. I don't believe it, though for a while I did think she looked a little bit older than she was.

2006-12-06 17:28:34 · 11 answers · asked by pooks2825 2 in Celebrities

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Have you ever ran out of gas?

I did today, and it wouldn't have happened, but they're doing some work on our pumps where I work, so I couldn't get gas like I had planned. Luckily, it ran out only a mile or so from the next store. How far have you had to walk?

2006-12-06 17:28:33 · 19 answers · asked by munesliver 6 in Polls & Surveys

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