Ok so this guy is sitting at a restruant eating when he finds a hair in his hamburger. He calls the waiter "Waiter I demand to see who is making the hamburgers!" She takes him behind the counter and he sees the chef squishing the meat between his armpits. So he says "Eww that's disgusting" the waiter says "You think that's disgusting wait to you see him make the doughnuts!"
Back in the day there were two things open late at night, the whore house and the hospital. Well when this kid came in late one night his mother asked him where he had been and he replied "Well I wasn't at the hospital"
2006-12-06 17:33:30 · 13 answers · asked by Careatha 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not funny...dont use them on anyonee
2006-12-06 17:35:59 · answer #1 · answered by teddy bear 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny.
2006-12-07 01:57:47 · answer #2 · answered by know nothing ~_~ " 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first one
2006-12-07 02:44:10 · answer #3 · answered by kurleylovescheese 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First one ~ funny, the second one... well I wasn't bent over laughing!
2006-12-07 01:39:15 · answer #4 · answered by Ross G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good jokes, but presentation needs work
2006-12-07 01:37:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First one is funny, second isn't, check your spelling though, then use it.
2006-12-07 01:35:40 · answer #6 · answered by ucla bruin fan! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
meh on the first one, and ugh on the second.
2006-12-07 01:36:56 · answer #7 · answered by jon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
both jokes very cute and funny......nice to laugh once in awhile
2006-12-07 01:39:09 · answer #8 · answered by stormyangel04 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stick a fork in it honey because your done done done!
2006-12-07 03:42:24 · answer #9 · answered by john s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2006-12-07 02:12:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋