Overcharging A Priest!?

Question

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
Unknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband
came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now
has company.

Boy: "Dark in here. "

Man: "Yes it is. "

Boy: "I have a baseball. "

Man: "That's nice. "

Boy: "Want to buy it? "

Man: "No, thanks. "

Boy: "My dad's outside. "

Man: "OK, how much? "

Boy: "$250. "

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover
are in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here. "

Man: "Yes, it is. "

Boy: "I have a baseball glove. "

Man: "How much? "

Boy: "$750. "

Man: "Fine. "

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go
outside and toss the baseball.
" The boy says, "I can't. I sold them. " The father asks, "How much did
you sell them for? " The son says, "$1, 000. " The father says, "That's
terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than
those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you
confess. "

They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the little
boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here. "

The priest says, "Don't start that **** again"

Answer 1

dats superb!!!!!

Answer 2

Boy: My dad's Outside...

Answer 3

LOL,nice

Answer 4

Nice one.

Answer 5

lol pretty funny, ive heard it before but still makes me laugh

Answer 6

rofl u funny

Answer 7

jajaja LOL

Answer 8

LOL HAHA

Answer 9

lol lol lol good one!!